Crimes Against Rock carves a distinct path up Murphy's Dome South Face, inviting climbers into a raw and rugged section of Colorado's South Platte. This single-pitch, 120-foot trad route threads through a sequence of cracks that intersect with several established climbs, demanding both sharp route-finding and steady gear placement. The ascent begins by sharing terrain with the well-known Unknown 5.9 before veering rightward, crossing Pork Meadows and The King & Eye, all the while edging toward the upper reaches of Chris & Pete's Wake Up Call. Although the line is clear on the rock, its somewhat neglected state means the crack retains patches of dirt and debris between segments—adding an earthy, untamed character to the climb.

The rock here is typical of the South Platte granite: solid but textured, offering good holds alongside challenging sections where the crack narrows and demands precise finger jams. Gear placements play a critical role, especially early where a #4 Black Diamond micro nut can be a lifesaver near the first bolt. As the crack loosens before clipping the bolt on The King & Eye, climbers must muster focus to traverse steadily onto easier ground, finishing with a run-out to a two-bolt anchor concealed up and left near a large tree.

Beyond the physical challenge, the approach offers a quiet communion with this layered rock face, framed by the expansive Colorado outdoors. Sound carries lightly on the breeze, punctuated only by soft rockfall or the occasional rustle in the nearby forested ridgeline. Timing this climb in the morning hours rewards climbers with shade over the rock, tempering the sun’s intensity and enhancing grip.

Prudent preparation is key: climbers should bring a well-rounded rack including medium aliens and cams from #0.5 to #4, nuts, and quickdraws for the bolted sections. Careful cleaning of loose debris en route will help maintain security, and wearing dependable approach shoes is advisable for the variable scrub on the trailhead. Descending is straightforward though not trivial; a single 120-foot rappel or a two-stage rappel with an anchored bolt below leads safely back to solid ground.

For those eager to add a somewhat unsung, gritty outing to their South Platte roster, Crimes Against Rock blends adventure with technical trad demands. It offers a glimpse into the complex network of lines on Murphy's Dome and rewards climbers who relish reconciling bold moves with smart protection strategies.