Set along the rugged East Side of the Piedra River, '25 Years A Virgin' is a compact, energetic sport climb that captures the essence of Colorado's less-traveled crags. This brief but engaging 30-foot pitch offers a refreshing contrast to the more demanding walls across the river, with softer sandstone that invites confident jugs and dynamic layback moves. The route challenges you with a technical sequence near the top, where the rock tightens and tests your precision and stamina—but keeps the experience approachable for anyone comfortable at a 5.9 level.

The climb hangs above dense forested slopes and follows cracks and edges that feel alive beneath your fingertips, as if the rock itself is daring you to push a little harder. The sun cuts through early morning and late afternoon, warming the stone just enough to make your holds sticky but not slick, creating perfect conditions for a crisp day of climbing. Starting with a series of jug holds, the climb eases you into a rhythm before the crux sequence rewards good foot placement and calculated reach.

Protection on this route is straightforward: five well-spaced bolts provide solid anchors, making gear management simple and the pitch accessible for a quick single-pitch ascent. Still, given the softer texture of this sandstone sector, staying attentive to body positioning and avoiding generous fall zones will keep your experience enjoyable and safe.

Reaching the approach trail is a manageable trek for most, with a clear path cutting through pine and fir that can be slippery when wet. It takes about 15 minutes from the parking area near the Piedra River trailhead, with GPS coordinates available for precision. This makes it a convenient climb for travelers seeking high-quality movement without a long hike.

For those planning their day here, timing your climb to avoid midday heat is wise, especially in summer when afternoon storms can sweep through. Footwear with sticky rubber is key to navigating both the layback sections and the more subtle top crux moves. Hydration is essential, too, as nearby water sources are limited. If you’re new to the area, bringing a crash pad for added security on the approach and descent won't hurt.

'25 Years A Virgin' stands out as an inviting learning pitch for climbers eyeing classic West Side challenges but wanting a gentler intro with plenty of character. It embodies a balance of straightforward technique and engaging rock features, showcasing Colorado climbing’s rugged spirit on a human scale. Whether you’re ticking off your first 5.9 or savoring a short burst of vertical movement surrounded by pine-scented air and whispering river currents, this route delivers a distinct slice of the Piedra River’s climbing allure.