Where is the show held?

The meeting point and venue are at 1280 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, HI 96753.

How long is the performance?

The show runs 90 minutes with no intermission.

Is this appropriate for children?

Content blends dark humor and science and is best suited to adults and older teens; use discretion for younger children.

Will I learn practical conservation steps?

Yes—Forrest weaves actionable tips, local volunteer opportunities, and behavior changes into the show.

Is parking available?

Street and nearby lot parking exist around the meeting point; arrive early to secure a space.

Can I ask questions after the show?

Yes—there is often time to ask about local cleanups, reef-safe practices, and volunteer options.

Forrest Shaw's "The Ocean Hates You!" — Comedy & Conservation in Kihei

"The Ocean Hates You!" with Forrest Shaw is a 90-minute live show in Kihei, Hawaii that mixes stand-up comedy with marine science and conservation. Held at 1280 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, HI 96753, the show opens like a field briefing that suddenly goes sideways: a former marine biologist pointing out what humans have done to reefs, seagrass beds, and coastal waters—while making you laugh. Forrest Shaw’s background in marine and environmental biology, including work on seagrasses, coral reef habitat monitoring, and manatee protection, gives the performance factual teeth; his comedy credits lend it unexpected levity.

The experience highlights the core features of Maui’s southwest shore: shallow coral reefs that fringe white sand beaches, intertidal tidepools, and the offshore reef formations that shelter honu (green sea turtles) and reef fish. The show calls out distinctive elements—coral anatomy and bleaching, seagrass communities, plastic accumulation along rocky lava benches—and frames them within the island’s volcanic geology and coastal ecology. You’ll leave with clearer ideas about how runoff, overfishing, and climate-driven warming shape the reefs you can snorkel over just beyond Kihei’s shore.

This is a 90-minute, no-intermission presentation aimed at adults and curious travelers. It’s interactive from the start: audience trivia, quick demonstrations, and dark-humored riffs that make complex science memorable. Forrest’s résumé—managing large water-quality and habitat-monitoring projects, coordinating with state and federal agencies, and leading the Manatee Protection Program—anchors the show’s calls to action: simple choices, community engagement, and supporting local restoration work.

Why book it while visiting Kihei? It’s a sharply local perspective delivered inside a performance that translates field experience into usable visitor behavior. The show connects what you’ll see in the water—coral ridges, grazing sea urchins, and nesting turtle tracks—to the policies, volunteer programs, and beach practices that affect them. It’s also an ideal primer before snorkeling Molokini or a reef snorkel: you’ll know what to watch for and how to reduce harm.

Practical notes: meet at 1280 S Kihei Rd, expect a mix of science and satire, and plan to leave with concrete steps you can take at home and on-island. Whether you’re a conservation-minded traveler, a snorkeler prepping for reef time, or someone who loves comedy with a conscience, Forrest Shaw’s show is an unusual, sharp-edged way to see why the Pacific matters—and why your next choice as a visitor can matter too.

Seats suit people who appreciate frank science delivered with a grin; bring a reusable water bottle and a notebook to jot down local organizations and simple actions to support. The format makes complex topics approachable for visitors and repeat travelers alike. After the show, ask about beach cleanups, reef-safe sunscreen, and volunteer snorkeling or restoration opportunities around Maui that help protect local marine life.