Paint It Sad invites climbers into a refined slab encounter tucked just left of the popular Bolted Arete, within the rugged setting of Northwest Slabs. This single-pitch route, stretching roughly 200 feet, balances technical slab movement with strategic gear placements along horizontal cracks that call for precise protection like TCUs. The climb’s heart reveals a lone bolt guarding a delicate face crux, demanding steady footwork and focused finesse. Beyond the bolt, the slab eases, leading upward to a tree anchor that doubles as your descent point.

The approach to Paint It Sad is straightforward, set within the cool shade of Poudre Canyon’s rocky embrace, where forest whispers and mountain air sharpen your senses. This climb excels as a warm-up or a refreshing cool-down after more demanding routes in the Greyrock area. The terrain is inviting yet offers a tangible challenge to slab enthusiasts who appreciate mindful gear placements amid a sleek rock face.

Descending calls for attention: rappelling from the shared tree anchor with two 60-meter ropes is the smoothest method, but a low 5th-class downclimb is also possible if you prefer to save rope, though it makes gear cleaning tricky. Solid footwear and a keen eye for footholds will serve you well.

This route demands practical preparation—a helmet is essential to guard against loose rock, TCUs must fit well to secure the horizontal cracks, and climbing shoes with sticky rubber will maximize grip on the slabs. Temperatures in this part of Colorado swing with the seasons; early morning or late afternoon climbs are best to avoid midday heat and glare. A water bottle and light snacks keep energy high as you savor the subtle beauty of these granite faces carved over time.

Paint It Sad offers more than just a climb; it’s a chance to connect intimately with the granite slabs that define the quieter edges of Greyrock’s climbing landscape. Whether you’re honing slab technique or seeking a measured challenge, this route blends adventure with thoughtful design—each move an invitation to read the rock and trust your skills.