Loud and Obnoxious stakes its claim as a striking sport climb tucked into the rugged granite heart of Tuolumne Meadows within Yosemite National Park. Situated just to the right of the classic Bit By Bit route, this three-pitch climb rises to 500 feet of varied granite terrain that challenges the mind and muscles alike. The route kicks off on an accessible 4th class slab peppered with flakes, where climbers can place optional small pro before plunging into a demanding stretch of tightly bolted knob climbing. This first pitch demands focus and precise footwork as you navigate the bulging granite features, a test of balance and grit that sets the tone for what’s ahead.

As the angle eases, the second pitch offers a breather, allowing you to flow toward a solid bolted anchor beneath the arching roof to the right. This section invites climbers to find rhythm in the granite’s subtle variations and cracks. The final pitch is the climb’s signature challenge—turning the imposing roof while maintaining steady movement through a mix of crimps and jugs. After this powerful move, the terrain mellows to easy 5th class climbing that leads to the final anchor.

Descending is straightforward: most opt for a quick rappel to save energy for your next route, though a walk-off trail heads right for those who prefer to keep their feet on solid ground. What makes Loud and Obnoxious stand out is its blend of old-school exposure and modern sport protection—the bolts replace an older, runout route but leave room for savvy climbers to add two-inch gear before the first bolt.

Tuolumne’s high-country granite imparts a unique roughness underfoot and the occasional crunch of lichen underhand, while the surrounding alpine meadows and distant peaks push you to appreciate the solitude that only Yosemite can offer above the bustle of the valley floor. Given its moderate grade of 5.10a, Loud and Obnoxious offers seasoned climbers an engaging challenge without pushing into the wildly technical. It’s a chance to sharpen anchor skills and rack management in a storied climbing area that demands respect but rewards effort.

Planning your ascent? Expect a roughly 45-minute approach following unmarked terrain across granite slabs, with GPS coordinates guiding your way. Shoes with sticky rubber and sensitive edging capabilities will help you handle the slab and knob sequences. Helmets are advised due to loose flakes early on, and timing your climb for early morning keeps the rock cool and avoids afternoon thunderstorms common in summer. Hydration is essential—bring more water than you think, as this alpine zone offers little shade or natural water sources along the approach or descent.

Loud and Obnoxious isn’t just another sport route; it’s a full-body experience that tests your technical edge while inviting you to connect with one of Yosemite’s less trafficked corners. Prepare well, move deliberately, and absorb the granite’s imposing presence—you’ll come away knowing the value of steady patience and measured push when the rock turns steep.