Set against the rugged backdrop of Colorado’s South Platte, the sport climb Lions and Chipmunks and Bears, Oh My offers a concise yet invigorating challenge for those looking to sharpen their skills on solid rock. Located just right of a more popular line, Topaz, this route occupies a sun-warmed face where the rock rises in a striking left-facing dihedral and chimney system nearby. The climb itself stretches roughly 100 feet and is compact yet varied enough to hold the attention of both eager beginners and intermediate climbers.

The route is anchored by three well-placed bolts, each marking a crux that tests precision and body positioning rather than raw strength. You’ll find the first bolt about 40 feet up, an early pivot point that breaks up a moderate section of climbing below. Between bolts, the terrain eases into moves that feel straightforward but require focus on footwork and balance. Climbers will notice the subtle interplay between the crack’s edges and the face, calling for smooth transitions and strategic rests.

A unique feature of this climb is a small tree hanging between the second and third bolts. This natural element can be slung to add a layer of safety and peace of mind, especially for those still building confidence on single-pitch sport routes with limited protection. The final section pushes you toward a well-equipped two-bolt rappel anchor, signaling a clean finish and an efficient descent.

The approach to the climb is manageable with a short walk from the nearby trailhead, making it a great option for a quick afternoon session or a warm-up before venturing into longer climbs in the area. The rock is mostly sun-soaked, lending itself well to late morning and early afternoon climbs when the temperature feels just right without becoming oppressive. Those eyeing this route should come prepared with a standard sport rack and a sling for the tree, alongside comfortable climbing shoes with solid edging capabilities.

Though modest in star rating, Lions and Chipmunks and Bears, Oh My provides a grounded introduction to the South Platte’s unique rock features and the efficient use of minimal protection. It's friendly for climbers venturing beyond gym walls and looking to expand their outdoor portfolio with safe, accessible lines. The surrounding scene offers pine soft underfoot, birdsong in the air, and a steady breeze that reminds you of the wilderness just beyond the next ridge.

Safety on this route hinges on respecting its limited bolts and evaluating when to use the tree sling for added security. The rock quality is sound, but the climb demands attentiveness to slip hazards on easier sections and careful clipping techniques at each bolt. In sum, it’s an ideal line for climbers who enjoy compact, well-protected sport routes that balance physicality with the pleasure of a compact outdoor venture.

Plan your visit between late spring and early fall to avoid snow and ice, and ensure your gear is up to date and inspected. Whether you’re sharpening sport skills or simply soaking in the raw landscape of Colorado’s front range, this route offers a straightforward, spirited encounter with the rock and reverberating wilderness around.