Horny Heroes from Hollywood offers climbers a focused, punchy pitch that challenges with sustained 5.10a moves on solid granite. Situated on Lord of the Flies Rock in the San Bernardino Mountains, this route stands out for its gritty low crux that demands careful footwork and precise body positioning. From the ground, you begin by navigating a powerful boulder problem that acts as the gateway to the climb’s tougher moves—a brief but intense sequence that sets the rhythm for what’s ahead.

Above the initial challenge, the route eases into a steeper slab section marked by two well-placed bolts. The rock here is firm, with subtle holds that reward subtle technique rather than brute strength. Climbers will find this slab engaging, requiring a confident balance between movement control and gear management. A high first bolt secures the climb’s early technical moves, while a second bolt perched higher on the face anchors the end of the crux section, providing a safety net on steeper terrain.

The finish leads to a two-bolt anchor system suitable for rappelling or lowering, giving a straightforward and safe descent. This single-pitch climb stretches about 50 feet, making it an excellent choice for climbers looking to sharpen their technical trad skills in a less crowded setting than more popular San Bernardino routes.

The setting itself is rugged and quiet, with Lord of the Flies Rock rising sharply against the skyline, offering sweeping views of Keller Peak and the surrounding Running Springs area. The approach is moderate, threading through dry chaparral and rocky terrain typical of the region. It’s best tackled on a cool morning or late afternoon when the sun’s angle softens, avoiding the midday heat that can bake the rock surface.

Gear-wise, the route’s protection relies on two main bolts and a bolt anchor, but climbers typically augment the setup with traditional gear placements around the base and midway through the slab. Given the nature of the climb, bring a standard trad rack with a focus on smaller cams and nuts for tricky placements near the boulder crux. Quickdraws for the bolt clips and slings for runners are indispensable here.

Rhythm, precision, and mental focus come together on Horny Heroes, making it a rewarding challenge that cuts through San Bernardino’s granite with directness and style. Whether you’re brushing up on lead climbs or craving a solid trad pitch with a bit of bite, this route provides a compact test of skill set against the wilderness backdrop of Southern California’s mountain range.