Get Your Dieck Off My Barnyard Animals rises sharply on the rocky face of Mine Hole Crag, offering a compact but thrilling climb that balances technical challenge with accessible fun. The route begins just left of Little Stevie's Favorite Heifer, immediately catching the eye with a distinctive quartz dike slicing through the rock. This glinting feature isn't just for show — it outlines your path as you push through a demanding roof that demands focus and precise movement. The terrain steepens quickly, peppered with bolts that offer reliable protection as you crank upward.

Once past the roof, the climb maintains its intensity with sustained moves on steep stone that require solid footwork and confident hand placements. At the top of the bolted section, climbers face a choice that adds a subtle layer of adventure: step right to the chain anchor for a safe, straightforward finish, or veer left for a short but exhilarating slab climb. This final pitch shifts the dynamic from steep and athletic to balance and finesse, rewarding those who choose it with a refreshing taste of slab technique and exposure.

Though classified as a sport route, many climbers find it wise to supplement the fixed bolts with finger-sized nuts or cams, especially when advancing beyond the third bolt where protection thins out. The rock here demands respect—solid but unforgiving, with sharp edges and occasional small flakes. Mine Hole Crag sits just outside Boulder, a climbing area known for its favorable mix of accessible walls and challenging routes, framed by the broad mountain skyline of Colorado.

This climb fits well into a day of exploring Boulder Canyon’s many offerings. The approach is straightforward, rewarding with dry, solid rock ideal for a late afternoon ascent. Because the route catches afternoon sun, early morning climbs catch the wall cooling off and offer a more comfortable grip temperature. Whether you’re seeking a route to warm up your crack skills or a steep sport challenge with a twist, Get Your Dieck Off My Barnyard Animals delivers a memorable pitch with a clean finish and plenty of character.

Prepare for a brief but focused push: bring finger-sized protection for versatility, trust your footwork through the slab finale, and set yourself up to enjoy the presence of this uniquely featured route. Hydrate before you start—Boulder’s high desert air bites dry—and wear shoes with solid edging capability to navigate the steeper holds. Keep in mind the boldness of the roof section and the slab’s smooth finish; this route tests both power and poise in one near-vertical package.