"Combining the first bolts of Quickly Funky with the finish of Chunky Monkey, Funky Monkey offers a crisp 45-foot sport climb at 5.8 that merges two classic sequences in The Schoolyard near Carbondale, Colorado. An inviting route with solid protection, accessible approach, and rewarding movement for sport climbers sharpening their skills."
Funky Monkey stands out as a unique sport climb carved into the rugged limestone face of The Schoolyard, just outside Carbondale, Colorado. This single-pitch route, stretching 45 feet, invites climbers with an approachable 5.8 rating to enjoy a blend of movement that combines the opening sequences of two neighboring climbs for an engaging traverse. As you clip the first three bolts of Quickly Funky, you'll be guided along a horizontal path to the right, merging into the final two bolts of Chunky Monkey before topping out on a spacious ledge anchored securely with a two-bolt anchor.
The route’s character lies in its fusion of two established climbs, offering a fresh challenge without requiring a full lead on either original route. The rock here is solid and textured, providing reliable friction for your fingers and feet. The Schoolyard is renowned for its steep, angular walls that draw sun in the afternoon, warming the route but also demanding attention to hydration and timing, especially in mid-summer heat.
Approaching the climb is straightforward: The Narrows trail leads you into this pocket of the Carbondale Area with well-maintained paths through piñon pines and scrub juniper. Approaching early morning or late afternoon not only offers cooler temperatures but also best illuminates the jagged features of the climb.
Protection is straightforward with 7 fixed bolts spaced evenly to manage the moderate cruxes, so bring quickdraws and prepare for short sequences that test both balance and precise footwork. The anchor overhead is solid, allowing for confident belays and easy lowering or rappelling if desired.
Local climbers recommend sturdy approach shoes as the trail can be uneven in places and suggest packing water and sun protection to counter the dry Colorado air. Given the single pitch, this climb is ideal for those looking to sharpen sport climbing techniques or for groups seeking a quick, rewarding ascent with character and a touch of variety.
Funky Monkey represents the spirit of The Schoolyard: accessible yet technical, modest in length but rich in climbing quality. It’s a route where every move connects you with the rugged nature of Colorado’s crags and encourages repeat attempts to refine movement and confidence on rock. Whether you're ticking another climb off your list or savoring the sun-drenched grooves of the area, Funky Monkey offers a reliable and memorable crack through the rock’s subtle complexity.
While protection is solid, pay special attention on the traverse section where the route deviates from a straightforward line. Isolate your clipping and maintain three points of contact, especially if wind or sun fatigue sets in. The approach has loose rocks in places, so approach cautiously.
Hike in early morning or late afternoon to avoid direct sun and excessive heat.
Wear sturdy shoes on the approach trail; terrain is rocky and uneven.
Bring at least 2 liters of water—Colorado's dry air can quickly dehydrate.
Clip all bolts carefully on the traverse to maintain safety during lateral moves.
This climb protects with 7 bolts leading to a two-bolt chain anchor, making it a straightforward sport route. Quickdraws and a standard climbing rack suffice, with no need for additional trad gear.
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