Funeral March is a straightforward yet demanding test of offwidth climbing tucked into Eldorado Canyon's West Ridge, a sector renowned for stout cracks and inspiring exposure. If you’ve ever been curious about offwidths — where fists, heels, and even your entire body come into play as climbing tools — this route offers an accessible introduction without stepping overly far into the realm of technical obscurity. It’s not a long climb, just a single pitch, but what it lacks in length it more than makes up for in physicality and technique.

Approach the climb by hiking up to the Cirque of the Cracks area, a region marked by steep rocky ridges and solid walls that demand attention. The trail there rises steadily, giving climbers a chance to warm muscles and steady breath before stepping onto the rock. Funeral March sits just to the south side of the well-traveled Hand Crack route, identified by its imposing 6-inch wide splitter — a crack that feels as much like a moving puzzle as a climb. You’ll need a collection of large cams — think sizes #4 and #5 Camalots, Bigbros, or Tubechocks — to protect yourself adequately once you begin your upward push.

The route starts off with relatively familiar moves moving into the vertical face until a small roof or cap presents itself, heralding the limit of casual crack tactics. Here you’ll lean almost exclusively into the offwidth techniques: stacking fists, chicken-winging, heel-toe cams, and arm bars that engage your whole body. It’s a slow, deliberate climb, but one that rewards persistence with a surprising aerobic challenge despite its plodding rhythm. This isn’t the route to race — each move invites mindfulness and a tactile connection with the stone.

The climb’s rating of 5.9 reflects a modest technical difficulty that may feel softer or stiffer depending on your offwidth experience. Novices might find the sustained bodywork deceptively taxing, while veterans will appreciate it as a solid practice ground and an approachable intro to bigger, wider cracks nearby. Top anchors are conveniently located, making descent straightforward and safe.

In all, Funeral March offers a special kind of focus and intensity, a route that challenges your climbing versatility and body awareness. It’s not about speed or flashy moves — it’s about learning to move with commitment through a section of stone that demands respect and encourages growth. Pack your large cams, prepare for a slow burn, and savor a genuine slice of Eldorado Canyon climbing that stands out by being honest and direct.