Down On The Pharm offers a straightforward initiation into the rugged vertical world of Crystal Wall, situated within the scenic expanse of Poudre Canyon near Fort Collins, Colorado. This two-pitch sport climb extends roughly 100 feet, with the first pitch fully accessible and the second still an evolving line. The route is marked by a series of bolts—over ten as of recent checks—providing reliable protection on predominantly solid rock. The climb begins by guiding you across a right-leaning corner, where a modest bulge demands attention, serving as the crux on pitch one. The bulge requires steady footwork and confident clipping, but nothing overwhelming, making it approachable for those stepping into multi-pitch sport climbing.

The rock’s texture carries the coolness of Poudre’s mid-elevation air, with sun and shade alternating as the day progresses, offering climbers moments to brace against warmth or embrace refreshing shadows. The surrounding scenery is defined by pine-lined canyon rims and the whisper of distant river currents, which seem to pulse in rhythm with your ascent. Facing mostly east, the wall catches morning light first, making early starts a good choice in warmer months.

Protection consists entirely of fixed bolts spaced closely enough to reduce serious fall risks on the first pitch; however, be aware that the second pitch still holds potential for exploration and bolting improvements. The lack of double anchors means climbers should prepare locking carabiners and be ready for potential anchor building or equalizing at the top. The rock’s soundness coupled with the straightforward nature of the climb makes it an excellent warm-up or introduction route for those experimenting with longer climbs within this climbing corridor.

Access to the base is practical, involving a brief hike on well-maintained trails that follow the natural roll of the canyon’s contours. Expect about 20–30 minutes from vehicle to rock, with GPS coordinates placing you precisely in the North Face sector of Crystal Wall. Footwear with solid edging ability enhances grip on the slabby sections leading to the corner, where precise steps help maintain energy and focus.

Local climbers recommend arriving in cooler parts of the day to avoid overheating on the rock’s sun-exposed stretches. Hydration is crucial, as this semi-arid environment quickly saps moisture, even in seemingly comfortable temperatures. While the route doesn’t boast extreme technical challenges, respecting its bite ensures a smooth experience that builds confidence for more complex climbs within Poudre Canyon.

Descent is straightforward via a downclimb or short rappel; however, given the partial completion of pitch two, ensure you have a solid plan for your rappel setup or be ready to downclimb carefully. The route's position within the larger Crystal Wall area means you have easy options to explore further climbs, making Down On The Pharm a gateway to discovery rather than an isolated challenge.