Death By Pickies delivers a direct and gritty two-pitch trad climb set against the rugged backdrop of Boulder’s South Flatirons. The name refers less to the climb itself and more to the buggy, burr-covered terrain at the route’s eastern approach, a detail that sets an amusing stage for what to expect. The ascent begins with a short scramble up angled blocks and ferns, landing on a well-protected pedestal where the real climbing starts.

The first pitch tests finger strength and gear placement alike. A finger crack leads up to a mantle on slopers that demand careful footwork and attention to rock quality, which here varies from solid to a bit crumbly. Climbers can choose to traverse slightly right into a low-angle corner before moving into a right-facing off-width pod—a section famous for its hidden two-finger pocket that eases the difficulty and lends confidence during the crux sequence. Stem moves here require a #4 Camalot for secure protection, and long slings are a must to reduce rope drag through the twisting sequences.

After tackling this challenging section, you’ll pull over a bulge on steady jugs, meander left, then ascend to a roomy ledge about 20 meters above the start. If rope drag is pressing, the ledge provides a convenient belay station, but pushing on gains access to a slot and chimney system that offers some of the strongest rock on the route and more consistent placements. The belay at this point rests on solid gear including a red tricam and a range of cams, comfortable enough for a short break and route planning.

Pitch two lowers the technical demand to 5.7 but expands in length, guiding you through the slot and out onto a broad sloping ramp classed as 4th class terrain. This ramp forms the shoulder of the formation and approaches the summit with options for sling belays secured on large horns. The gear here can be challenging to spot for newer climbers but is solid once found. A cordalette is recommended for final adjustments.

The descent requires care and planning: a westward move to a short rappel station, followed by a second rappel south to a large evergreen tree. Replace quickdraws with steel links or rings if you prefer extra reliability. The route’s rappelling demands a 70m rope—shorter ropes necessitate downclimbing that amplifies risk, especially for less experienced parties. Watching your line carefully during the rappel minimizes rope snags and maximizes safety.

Death By Pickies offers an authentic South Flatirons experience with enough variety in placements, cracks, and chimneys to keep a trad climber engaged and thinking throughout. Though the approach may introduce some pesky plant life, a more direct trail avoids the pickies entirely, making the journey up less of a chore if desired. With the right protection and an eye for route-finding, this climb stands as a rewarding challenge just south of Boulder, marrying technical climbing with a straightforward descent and solid rock. It’s a compelling option for those looking to extend their crack climbing skills while enjoying the bold exposure of Colorado’s iconic sandstone walls.