Choss Boss Direct offers an immediate and gritty introduction to climbing on Bishop Peak’s Cracked Wall, just outside San Luis Obispo. This single-pitch route skims past the more technical bottom sections of Bob’s Cling, choosing instead a walkable ledge that leads steadily upward on the hill’s right side. The route’s character is defined by its approachable start, which feels like a natural progression from firm footholds to the more concentrated challenge near the top—where a brief but decisive crux awaits. The rock here is a telling blend of granite that tests steady footwork and the ability to read the subtly shifting texture beneath your hands.

Though the climb is rated 5.9 and approachable for many intermediate climbers, the top section demands an attentive focus on balance and placement since this is where the crux lives. Those looking for an added challenge can swing right onto the neighboring line, Llama, a hard-fought 10b that shares the lower start but diverges into sustained sport climbing terrain marked by significantly longer runouts.

Protection on Choss Boss Direct relies heavily on top roping, making it a safer choice for climbers honing their technique without the pressure of traditional gear placements. For those opting for the harder variation, be prepared for larger runouts and the potential for falling longer distances. The route’s 55-foot height keeps it manageable for a quick session, and its position on Bishop Peak offers a peaceful outdoor experience just minutes from the bustle of San Luis Obispo.

The approach involves a straightforward hike through open forest paths and sunlit granite outcrops, winding its way to the base of Cracked Wall. With an elevation gain that’s modest but steady, the walk primes climbers to focus on the immediate task ahead while enjoying distant views of Central California’s rolling hills. Timing your climb during spring or autumn will keep temperatures comfortable, as summer sun can be relentless on the exposed rock.

Footwear with solid edging ability and moderate cushioning is recommended to handle both the walkable ledge and the crux’s sharper holds. Hydration remains a priority on the approach and return, especially when the sun climbs high. The modest length of the climb makes it perfectly suited for a half-day outing, giving you room to explore other nearby routes or enjoy a picnic with expansive views of the surrounding Central Coast.

Choss Boss Direct is an ideal introduction to Bishop Peak climbing—offering a taste of adventure and technical climbing without overwhelming risk. Its blend of approachable movement with a sharp finale encourages progression and reward. Whether you come for steady skill sharpening or to savor a scenic climb near town, this route delivers a compact experience worth the journey.