Set within the rugged contours of Squamish's famed Smoke Bluffs, Chainsaw Massacre slices a striking line up Cabin Boy’s Office's right-hand flank. This single-pitch trad climb commands respect with its balanced mix of crack, flake, and face climbing, anchored by a handful of bolts that provide key security along the way. Starting with a bold ascent past a prominent flake guarded by a lone bolt, the route quickly demands careful footwork and confident gear placements. A horizontal crack ushers climbers into an exposed section faced with technical face moves shielded by two bolts — here lies the crux, a deft dance of tension and precision. For those seeking an alternative, a shadowed groove to the right offers a less strenuous bypass, trading pure face climbing for a more protected groove climb. Beyond this challenge, the climb continues upward with solid face moves culminating in a committed layback finish, protected by a final bolt and well-placed gear. The rock’s texture is gritty and offers reliable holds, while the exposure allows climbers to feel the impressive vertical relief of the Smoke Bluffs' walls. Gear-wise, a standard rack suffices, but the bolt placements and intermittent crack system require thoughtful placements and a readiness to trust both fixed and traditional protection. The approach is straightforward, arriving at Cabin Boy’s Office amid a landscape where towering granite faces invite climbers of all styles. Climbers will find Chainsaw Massacre rewarding for pushing their technical edges without excessive runouts, making it a practical stepping stone for those moving up into more sustained 5.10 lines in Squamish.