Cellulite District carves a straightforward path up a textured corner on Cactus Cliff, just to the right of the imposing Blackman’s Burden. This single-pitch, 65-foot climb offers climbers a chance to engage with a natural crack system framed by firm rock mixed with loose sections that demand attention. The approach begins on low boulders at the cliff’s base, where quick footwork helps you avoid an unstable pinnacle of broken rock hanging to the left. From here, move deliberately into the heart of the crack, which soon opens into a three-foot ledge—this brief resting ledge invites you to pause and set your rhythm.

The climb shifts between fists and wide-hand jams, requiring solid hand placement amidst a crack that offers intermittent jams rather than relentless technicality. The right wall occasionally calls for stemming, giving the sequence variety and a chance to recover. Rockfall is a valid concern here: fist-size chunks occasionally loosen and require cautious climbing or generous cleaning before moving up higher. Expect the rock to keep changing slightly as fresh material surfaces within the crack system.

Protection is straightforward but demands preparation. Trad gear up to four inches fits the placements well, though many climbers opt to top rope using the bolted anchor up and left, shared with the adjacent Banana Split route. This dual approach option makes the climb accessible and safer for varying comfort levels, especially as the rock quality is mixed in spots.

The setting at Shelf Road near Canon City, Colorado, is grounded in the high-desert, sprawling out with clear views of the surrounding canyons. The cliff’s southern exposure means the wall warms quickly in the sun, making mornings or late afternoons optimal for climbing to avoid the midday heat. The Cactus Cliff area rewards visitors with crisp, dry air and a rugged landscape that frames every move with wide, open skies.

Locals appreciate Cellulite District for its balance of solid crack climbing and approachable grade, making it a perfect warm-up or a low-key challenge for climbers exploring Shelf Road. The route’s single pitch and moderate technical demand mean it can fit into a busy day of multi-pitch sport climbs or as a standalone project for crack technique practice. Expect a modest crowd on peak days, but the wide canyon and multiple routes provide plenty of space in this classic Colorado climbing zone.

Bring sturdy shoes suited for crack climbing and a rack stocked with cams to 4 inches—avoid light rack only setups. Helmets are advisable to guard against loose rock dislodged by you or hikers above. Hydration and sun protection should not be overlooked as Shelf Road’s open terrain offers little natural cover. Approach on foot involves navigating rocky terrain for around 15 minutes from the parking area, where a well-marked trail descends to the base of Cactus Cliff. With its easy anchor setup and moderate grade, Cellulite District invites climbers to experience Crack climbing’s tactile rewards amid one of Colorado’s most accessible and beloved climbing areas.