Caveman Television offers a striking climb along Bishop Peak's rugged East Summit Blocks. This single-pitch route stretches 90 feet, blending traditional and sport climbing challenges on solid, textured rock. Starting about fifteen feet right of the popular Sunnyside route, you’ll step onto a moderate ramp that quickly leads upward to the first of three well-spaced bolts. As you move over and clip this starter bolt, the climb opens into a sequence of balanced moves, demanding fingerlocks and confident gear placement. The rock here feels alive beneath your hands, coarse and reliable, while the evolving exposure on this face draws your attention to the expansive views of San Luis Obispo’s sweeping foothills below.

Protection consists of three bolts complemented by medium-sized nuts and cams (.5 to 2 inches), offering a versatile mix of security for the trad leader. Expect to pencil in quick but thoughtful placements alongside clipped bolts, perfecting a rhythm that keeps you moving steadily upwards. The anchors used are shared with Sunnyside, providing a secure and familiar top-out. From your vantage point, the California Central Coast unfurls with dry chaparral and scrub interspersed with scattered oak trees, the wind carrying the distant hum of the city just beyond the hills.

To access Caveman Television, approach via established trails guiding you to Bishop Peak’s East Summit Blocks. The path is moderately steep but well-marked, allowing roughly 30 minutes of easy scrambling to the base. Early morning ascents reward climbers with soft shadows and cooler conditions, while the afternoon sun brightens the face—potentially warming the rock but also increasing solar glare. This climb suits those comfortable blending sport bolts with traditional gear, ideal for confident leaders who enjoy diversity in protection and challenge. While short, the route packs a technical punch that makes it a rewarding addition to a day spent exploring Bishop Peak’s broad climbing options.

Bring medium cams and a selection of nuts alongside your standard quickdraws. Slip-resistant approach shoes will ease hiking to the base, and given the southern California sun, hydration and sun protection are essential. Timing your climb for early in the day helps you avoid heat buildup and maximizes enjoyment of the panoramic views. Whether you’re refining your lead climbing skills or seeking a lively sport-trad hybrid, Caveman Television stands out for its accessibility and engaging moves amid a classic Central Coast setting.