Bar None stakes its claim on the far left edge of Der Zerkle’s West Face, offering an inviting sport climb that strikes a balance between approachable and engaging. At just 40 feet, this single-pitch route charges you through a series of solid jugs and huecos, inviting you to navigate a short but lively overhang before cresting a blunt arete. The rock’s texture is welcoming — grippy and rough, with pockets that urge your fingers to settle in. Each move carries the thrill of fluid motion paired with the satisfaction of secure holds.

The route’s low- to mid-5.9- rating belies a subtle toughness in the transitions, especially where the overhang demands precise footwork and managed effort. It’s a perfect introduction to clipping bolts on reliable protection while moving with intent and flow. The anchor, solidly engineered with two bolts, leaves little to worry about at the top — just take a moment to drink in the sharp, open views that the Flatirons region is celebrated for.

Approach is straightforward, with well-traveled trails leading you within moments of the wall. The West Face’s aspect means morning light washes over the route, warming the rock and illuminating the edges to guide your movements. Cooler afternoons offer shade — ideal for summer ascents when the sun’s intensity can sap your energy.

Gear-wise, four bolts spaced to maximize confidence and fluid climbing are your lifeline. The metal shines steady on the rock, inviting you to clip with no fuss. Footwear with sticky rubber will help you dance across tiny edges and smear confidently where the feet ask for it. Expect robust rock quality but keep an eye on loose flakes at the base, which can loosen after wet weather.

Bar None merges the thrill of movement with a clean, polished line. It’s a route that calls to both newcomers eager to test sport climbing fundamentals and seasoned climbers looking for a sharp, concise pitch with straightforward logistics. This climb captures the essence of what the Flatirons offer: accessibility, variety, and that satisfying buzz of committing to a solid route with a clear, manageable challenge.