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Cher's Liposuction Workout

Boulder, Colorado United States
trad
single pitch
sandstone
bulge
adequate protection
accessible
boulder
face climbing
Length: 60 ft
Type: Trad
Stars
Pitches
1
Location
Cher's Liposuction Workout
Aspect
South Facing

Overview

"Cher’s Liposuction Workout offers a concentrated 60-foot trad climb that combines technical moves over a demanding bulge with approachable protection. Situated in Eldorado Canyon, this route is perfect for climbers looking to blend challenge and accessibility on quality sandstone."

Cher's Liposuction Workout

Set against the rugged backdrop of Eldorado Canyon State Park near Boulder, Colorado, Cher's Liposuction Workout presents an accessible yet engaging test for trad climbers eager to sharpen their footwork and crack skills. This modest, 60-foot single-pitch climbs a distinctive recess located slightly down and left of the more frequented Cro-Magnon Man route. The climb demands a solid sequence of moves over a stubborn bulge that challenges your balance and power before easing onto a more forgiving face section. The rock here grits under your fingertips, and the texture invites confident placements and steady progress.

As you ascend, the rock’s character reveals itself through subtle changes in angle and texture, compelling you to adjust your rhythm constantly. Protection is well within reach for an experienced leader, with sufficient cracks and edges for nuts and cams, though maintaining focus on gear placement is key to a safe and enjoyable climb. The route’s exposure is approachable, providing enough openness to feel the pulse of the canyon without overwhelming the senses.

Eldorado Canyon’s landscape around the climb enriches the experience with its towering sandstone walls and the steady cadence of the South Boulder Creek nearby, which seems to pulse with life as you push upward. Early mornings or late afternoons are ideal climbing windows when the sun casts long shadows across the walls, softening the day's heat and accentuating the rock’s granular texture.

For those eyeing their next moderate trad climb with personality and a straightforward approach, Cher's Liposuction Workout offers a compact but rewarding challenge. Preparation is straightforward—ensure your rack covers a standard range of cams and nuts, lace up for sticky rubber on solid sandstone, and pack water to stay refreshed in the dry Colorado air. Though brief, the climb’s concentrated moves and tangible protection demand respect and proper attention to detail. After topping out, a short walk back connects you with other local climbs or picnic spots, making this route a perfect midday adventure or a stepping stone to longer climbs in Eldorado.

Climber Safety

While protection is adequate, placements over the bulge require careful attention. Always test gear securely before moving past each piece, as the rock's texture can be smooth in places. The approach is short but be mindful of loose rock near the base, especially after rain.

Route Details

TypeTrad
Pitches1
Length60 feet

Local Tips

Start early to avoid heat and enjoy softer rock temperatures.

Double-check your rack for smaller cam sizes to protect the bulge section safely.

Wear sticky-soled shoes for better grip on the fine sandstone surface.

Bring plenty of water; the dry canyon air can dehydrate quickly during summer.

Route Rating

Difficulty
5.8
Quality
Consensus:At 5.8, Cher's Liposuction Workout is approachable but not without a sharp edge. The grade feels true to the difficulty, with the bulge imposing a crux that requires deliberate power and balance. Compared to other local Eldorado classics, it leans toward the moderate side, ideal for climbers stepping up from 5.7 routes but not quite ready for sustained 5.9 challenges.

Gear Requirements

Adequate protection is available for a competent leader, including standard trad gear covering small to medium cams and nuts. Careful placement over the bulge is essential to ensure solid pro before committing to moves.

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Tags

trad
single pitch
sandstone
bulge
adequate protection
accessible
boulder
face climbing