Tucked into the Southern Area of Indian Wells, California, Green Eggs and Ham stands as a modest yet captivating climbing destination. Despite its reputation for choss, this spot presents two striking faces that each tell a different story for climbers seeking variety and challenge outside the usual routes. The northern face commands attention with its steep, lichen-clad granite rising 40 to 45 feet. Here, subtle holds hide behind layers of lichen, rewarding those who look closely and climb deliberately. A vertical seam runs nearly the entire height, providing excellent placements for nuts and calling for solid traditional protection skills.

Just adjacent, a west-facing corner offers a brief but intense experience on about 30 feet of mostly vertical to slightly overhanging rock consisting of thin, dished plates. Although the rock in this section leans toward the chossy side, it packs enough solidity within its thin features to make existing routes interesting, while leaving room for additional climbs to be discovered.

Getting to Green Eggs and Ham demands a bit of bushwhacking and good navigation instincts. The journey begins from Count Chossula, following a faint trail westward under a standout landmark known as 'the Schnoz'—a giant nose-shaped rock feature complete with nostrils that is impossible to miss. After about 100 yards, you’ll drop down to the base of the faces where shade protects the northern alcove, keeping the rock cool and presenting ideal conditions especially during hotter months.

Elevated at about 3,900 feet, this area is embraced by the dry, high desert air of the Eastern Sierra, with weather favoring climbers from late winter to early fall. Expect clear skies mixed with cooler mornings and occasional precipitation that can refresh the rock's texture. Classic climbs such as Grape Nuts (5.8) and Pancakes and Cornflakes (5.8) offer approachable trad lines with ratings that sit comfortably in the mid-range for the region – perfect for those refining their crack and face climbing techniques.

Protection here is a critical consideration. The north face’s reliance on a seam line for nut placements means a strong rack of nuts is essential, with traditional gear preferred over fixed protection. The chossiness of the west-facing corner requires careful placement and a conservative approach. Your rack should be prepared for subtle cracks and thin plates, while a helmet is non-negotiable given the loose nature of some surrounding rock.

The overall vibe at Green Eggs and Ham leans toward adventurous exploration rather than polished sport climbing. It suits climbers who enjoy a bit of searching and appreciate the reward of solid granite hidden in an otherwise raw and unrefined setting. Nearby Breakfast Crags and other Southern Area spots in Indian Wells provide additional climbing opportunities if you want to extend your outing.

Climbers descending from the routes can expect straightforward walk-offs down to the base, though care should be taken on loose debris and uneven ground. Being mindful of the delicate lichen-covered rock will also preserve the character of these walls for future visitors.

In summary, Green Eggs and Ham delivers a refreshing contrast to the more frequented climbs of the Eastern Sierra. Whether you're drawn to the texture-rich north face with its intricate holds and gear placements or the dynamic west corner’s pocketed plates, this area invites climbers to embrace a blend of grit and grace. With practical access, solid protection options, and memorable climbs like Grape Nuts and Pancakes and Cornflakes, it's a destination worth the journey for those ready to engage with California’s diverse granite offerings.