Gobbler's Grunt offers climbers a compelling blend of technical variety and solid rock quality on the South Face of Turkey Rock, a hidden gem within Colorado’s South Platte region. The route stretches across three pitches, providing an enticing challenge for those seeking a traditional climbing experience that’s approachable without sacrificing adventure.

The climb begins from the Pass that separates Turkey Rocks and Turkey Perch, descending slightly before navigating right along the base of Turkey Rocks’ South Face. The first pitch sets the tone with a classic chimney tucked into the west side of the face, but the real highlight is a hand crack variation just to the right. This crack pitches upward in a measured progression — starting with a small hand crack angling right, then moving into a bomber, vertical hand crack that leads into a roof feature. Here, the gear placements become crucial: a substantial piece fits neatly before a crux move involving a jam above the roof. The crux demands steady technique as you engage in a hand traverse left, escaping beneath the roof onto another hand crack that softens before reaching a comfortable ledge.

Pitch two shifts the focus to more delicate finger crack climbing. Leaving the ledge, the route climbs a steep, open face peppered with cracks that require both precise footwork and creative body movement. Early on, tricky stemming and deliberate moves keep the climb engaging, as the line twists around a small roof on the left side — a short 5.6 section on the face or a slightly harder 5.8 move along the crack. Belaying happens on a small, exposed shelf that rewards careful attention to footing and positioning.

The final pitch finishes with straightforward climbing along a left-facing dihedral (5.7), transitioning into easy slab moves that guide you into a broad slot toward the summit. The feeling of reaching the top is immediate and rewarding, providing expansive views and a sense of accomplishment.

For those planning their ascent, a standard rack up to a #4 cam covers the protection requirements well, with the larger piece serving as a critical anchor near the roof on the first pitch. Arriving prepared with solid trad gear and a firm grasp of crack climbing techniques elevates both safety and enjoyment on this route.

Accessing Gobbler’s Grunt involves reaching the saddle between Turkey Rocks and Turkey Perch where the approach trail is moderate but requires attention to terrain underfoot, with loose rock and variable footing demanding steady steps. The climb faces south, catching the sun for much of the day — spring and fall offer ideal conditions when the heat or cold is less intense. Descend to the east, retracing steps toward the pass, walking off carefully through broken terrain.

Gobbler’s Grunt stands as an excellent introduction to South Platte’s traditional routes, combining a balanced challenge with engaging crack work that caters equally to intermediate climbers refining their skills and more experienced trad enthusiasts seeking a classic multi-pitch outing. Its combination of quality rock, route variety, and approach accessibility ensures it remains a favored destination for those drawn to Colorado’s rugged cliffs.