All You Can Eat is a compelling climbing destination perched in California’s Owens River Gorge at 5,804 feet elevation. Its charm comes not just from solid rock and a rich variety of routes, but from its convenience and connection to the famed downclimb gully, making it an appealing stop for climbers keen on maximizing their time on the wall. Whether you’re chasing warm-up lines or looking to push into mid-to-hard grades, this cliff offers a dependable mix of challenges framed by the rugged beauty of the Eastern Sierra.

Accessing this sector is straightforward but demands a little attention. Starting from the bottom of the upper approach trail, continue navigating down the gorge until you spot the first right-hand trail ascending sharply to the cliff. This last stretch climbs through shady forest patches that buffer the rock slab, offering welcome relief on warmer days and a hint of solitude amid the sun-drenched canyon landscape.

The routes here shine with good rock that feels solid underfoot and hands, bolstered by varied line styles and grade options that cater primarily to sport climbers. Climbers looking to sample the well-known classics will find prominent lines such as Step Right Up (5.8), Alfred Hitchcrack (5.8), and Cinderella (5.9) among the easier challenges. For those ready to punch harder, routes like Carnubiator (5.10a), Crotalus Challenge extension (5.10b), and Schezwan Bambi (5.10c) offer rewarding sustained sequences that demand focus and finesse. Harder climbs like Posers on the Rig (5.11b), O Henry! (5.11c), and Trundle of Joy (5.12b) add a competitive edge, each meticulously detailed and climbed by those chasing well-bolted sport climbs with sharp technique and mental grit.

Beyond the climbing itself, visitors should be prepared for ongoing access considerations. At the time of writing, the Owens River Gorge faces bridge closures mandated by LADWP due to liability concerns. This means extra care and alternate routes might be necessary to approach safely. Local climbers recommend respecting these closures to promote good stewardship and ongoing negotiations for restored access. Parking is limited to off-pavement spots where gates remain clear, and camping or overnight stays at access points are strongly discouraged.

Environmental responsibility remains paramount. Climbers must pack out all trash and toilet paper and clean up after pets. The presence of outhouses is encouraged, and monitoring dog waste remains an important part of preserving this climbing enclave.

Weather-wise, the gorge basks in a climbing season that stretches broadly through the drier months, with spring through fall offering the prime windows to enjoy mostly sunny days, often cooling off in shaded approach trails and on the rock. The gorge’s south-facing walls heat up quickly, making early starts especially beneficial during summer. Winter’s chill limits climbing activity but rewards determined visitors with crisp air and striking views across sculpted cliffs.

Descents here are generally straightforward, with walk-offs accessible via the same network of trails that lead to the cliff. Downclimbing the gully can also be an option but demands care especially when loose rock or moisture is present.

All You Can Eat’s climbing experience perfectly balances accessibility and diversity. From inviting moderate routes to tested sport climbs demanding commitment, each ascent is an opportunity to engage with the raw geological character of Owens River Gorge. This area rewards both the casual day-tripper and the seasoned sport climber, placing quality and variety within reach but underscored by a culture of respect and care for this remarkable wild place.

Whether launching on Step Right Up’s crack or pushing through Trundle of Joy’s sustained sequences, climbers find here a quarry of manageable adventure powered by natural beauty and practical access. Plan closely, respect current access considerations, and be ready for a day of engaging climbing in one of California’s enduring sport climbing hubs.