Wildlife & Food Experience at Haute Goat Farm

Lunch & Go Goat Package: What’s better than a Goat Shmurgle? Nothing… but farm fresh lunch comes pretty close!

Combine our signature, original Haute Goat Shmurgle, with a delicious farm fresh lunch for the perfect day out, and a 10% savings!

Choose from our award-winning Grilled Cheese, locally sourced Smash Burger, or try out some of our new creations. Artisanal soda, tea, coffee, or lemonade are also included in your package. Plan to arrive at least 45 minutes before your experience, or enjoy a late lunch afterwards!

What’s a “SHMURGLE”? It’s impossible to describe in words, but we’ll do our best.

Welcome to the Goat Shmurgle—an enchanting hour-long animal experience that combines the best of nature, adorable goats, and pure joy. We begin by taking our goats out into the open fields, try not to smile as their tails wiggle with excitement. Become a goat herder and help us get them into the Goat Playground where the second half of your experience begins! Watch our older goats snooze, the youngsters play, babies bounce (seasonal), a perfect blend of serenity and chaos. Snuggle, give scratches, take photos, and simply enjoy the company of our incredible Nigerian Dwarf Goats.

Whether you’re an animal lover, needing a de-stressor, or simply seeking a unique experience, The Goat Shmurgle promises laughter, connection and a touch of whimsy. Book your spot today, and let the goats show you the meaning of “SHMURGLE”.

This experience runs year-round, and in all weather (yes, even snow!!). In the case of rain, we will make adjustments to ensure the comfort of the Goats and you!

How to have the BEST experience:

· Please wear appropriate clothing for the weather, closed toe shoes are best!

· This experience includes walking, with some inclines. It’s a relatively easy walk, but may be difficult for some. Please contact us to discuss any mobility questions!

· Please arrive at least 45 minutes before your experience, or plan to have lunch afterwards. All food is made fresh to order!

· Baby goats (2 weeks +) join the experience seasonally, and at the discretion of staff members.

· The Screaming Goat Café is open from 10AM-4PM

· Children under 16 years old must be accompanied by an adult.

· Come prepared with a fully charged phone, and a lot of photo space!

· Haute Goat farm has 200 acres to explore, and many other animals that will come say hi through the fence. Nigerian Dwarf Goats, Alpacas, Kune Kune Pigs, Icelandic Horses, Chickens, Babydoll Sheep, and Tornjak Livestock Guardian Dogs.