Wild Water Activities with Rude Bastards Tour in Amsterdam
Difficulty
moderate
Duration
1–2 hours
Fitness Level
Moderate fitness needed for comfort during boat rides and playful challenges
Overview
Looking for an adrenaline rush on Amsterdam’s waterways? The Rude Bastards Tour offers a wild, water-based adventure that combines history, humor, and high-energy fun. Dive into a one-of-a-kind experience on your next visit!
Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam
2.5 hours • Politically incorrect History fun!
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About This Adventure
This tour of Amsterdam is much different than the usual politically correct nonsense.
Rates
This is a donation based tour. The price of the tour is up to you. You will always get your money's worth.
Duration
2.5 Hours
Starting Location
GVB building - Centraal station (Next to Café-Restaurant Loetje)
Description:
Think of this as the politically incorrect tour of Amsterdam. So bear that in mind when going on this tour. It will be full of bad language, bad taste jokes and, yes, of course, a history lesson. No snowflakes allowed!!!
Itinerary:
Amsterdam Centraal station, Café Karpershoek, Nieuwezijds kolk, Dam Square, Amsterdam Museum, Begijnhof, Bloemenmarkt, Staalmeestersbrug, Rembrandthuis, Nieuwemarkt
Adventure Tips
Wear quick-drying clothing
Water rides can be splash-heavy, so opt for gear that dries fast and keeps you comfortable.
Bring a change of clothes
Having dry clothes on hand makes it easier to enjoy the tour without discomfort afterward.
Stay hydrated
Outdoor water activities can be surprisingly dehydrating; drink plenty of water before and after your ride.
Follow safety instructions
Pay attention to your guide’s safety briefings to ensure a fun and secure experience.
Local Insights
Wildlife
- Mute swans
- Pigeons
History
The canals of Amsterdam were primarily built in the 17th century, transforming the city into a major trading hub, and now host a variety of water-based adventures.
Conservation
The tour operators follow sustainable practices, ensuring minimal impact on the waterways and promoting awareness of preserving Amsterdam’s historic canal system.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Recommended Gear
Quick-drying clothing
Keeps you comfortable and dry during splashes and water challenges.
summer specific
Sun protection gear
Hat, sunglasses, and sunscreen help protect against sun exposure during outdoor water activities.
spring;summer;fall specific
Waterproof bag
Keep your valuables dry with a secure waterproof bag.
all specific
Water shoes or sandals
Good grip and quick drying for comfort and safety on the boat.
summer specific