A one-hour trolley tour that mixes stand-up comedy and spine-tingling stories as it circles River Street and Savannah’s historic squares. Perfect for adults who want chills with a laugh.
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The trolley pulls away from River Street with the river breeze pushing through open windows and the guide’s punchlines cutting the silence. Cobblestones click beneath the wheels, Spanish moss brushes the lamplight, and the city’s squares glide past like chapters in a story that still talks back.
Difficulty
easy
Duration
1 hour
Fitness Level
Minimal physical exertion; suitable for most people who can climb a short trolley step
Wildlife
History
Savannah’s grid of public squares dates to its 1733 founding; the city’s River Street grew wealthy on 18th–19th-century cotton and shipping trades, leaving a dense archive of architecture and cemeteries.
Conservation
Historic Savannah relies on preservation ordinances and visitor etiquette—stay on paths, avoid touching graves or structures, and support local, independent businesses to keep the district vibrant.
Reserve your spot on the Savannah Ghost Tour for Morons, Ages 16+ today and enjoy a trusted, highly rated experience designed to help you make the most of your adventure.
Arrive early
Boarding is at River Street Marketplace—get there 10–15 minutes before departure to secure a seat on the trolley.
Bring a light layer
Evenings on the river can cool quickly; a light jacket keeps you comfortable without bulk.
Mind the cobblestones
Wear stable shoes when boarding and disembarking—cobbled streets and wet surfaces can be slippery.
Expect adult humor
Content includes raunchy jokes and irreverent takes on local lore—this is intended for ages 16 and up.
Closed-toe shoes
Provides stability on cobbles and when stepping on and off the trolley.
Light jacket or hoodie
Evening river breezes and cooler months call for an extra layer.
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Water bottle
Summer humidity makes hydration useful between drinks or meals.
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Phone with charged battery
For photos, maps, and quick research on points mentioned during the tour.