Medieval Berlin Offbeat Tour with Can You Handle It? Tours
Difficulty
easy
Duration
2.5 hours
Fitness Level
Suitable for most fitness levels, as the walk is mostly at a leisurely pace but involves some standing and mild walking.
Overview
Discover Berlin’s unfiltered medieval past with the Rude Bastards tour from Can You Handle It? Tours, a lively walk that strips away the gloss to reveal the city’s darker, humorous side. Perfect for adventure seekers craving authentic stories and local lore.
Rude Bastards tour of Medieval Berlin
2.5 hours • Politically incorrect Old Berlin History!
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About This Adventure
Embark on a unique 2.5-hour donation-based tour that unveils the authentic side of Berlin, free from historical embellishments. Starting at the Martin Luther statue, explore the city's intriguing past with a guide who embraces a darker sense of humor, revealing the true essence of Berliners since medieval times.
Rates
This is a donation based tour. The price of the tour is up to you. You will always get your money's worth.
Duration
2,5 hours
Starting Location
We start at the Martin Luther statue next to Marienkirche/St.-Marien-Kirche. Guide will have a mini yellow flag!
About
The Real OId Berlin! No dirty Nazis! No utopists Commies! Berlin without its makeup and plastic surgeries. Discover the Berliners since Medieval times designed for those with a darker sense of humor.
Adventure Tips
Dress for weather
Since the tour navigates outdoor city streets, wearing weather-appropriate clothing is advisable.
Bring casual footwear
Comfortable shoes are recommended for walking and exploring narrow alleyways.
Prepare for candid stories
Expect frank humor and gritty tales—come with an open mind and sense of humor.
Arrive early
Getting to the starting point a few minutes early ensures a smooth start and better experience.
Local Insights
Wildlife
- City pigeons
- Sparrows
History
The tour uncovers Berlin’s medieval settlements and how they evolved into the rebellious, gritty city it is today.
Conservation
Charles’ dark humor tour promotes awareness of Berlin’s history and cultural identity, encouraging preservation of its unique narrative voice.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Recommended Gear
Comfortable walking shoes
Necessary for navigating Berlin’s cobbled streets comfortably and safely.
Weather-appropriate clothing
Layered clothing helps adapt to Berlin's unpredictable weather during the tour.
spring|summer|fall|winter specific
Small backpack
A lightweight pack is convenient for carrying essentials like water, snacks, or rain gear.
Camera or smartphone
Capture candid moments and interesting street scenes along the route.