Rude Bastards Tour de Colonia by Can You Handle It? Tours
Difficulty
easy
Duration
2–3 hours
Fitness Level
Suitable for all fitness levels; mainly walking on urban terrain with moderate pacing.
Overview
Step into Cologne’s old town with Can You Handle It? Tours for a 2.5-hour politically incorrect journey that blends humor and history. Prepare for bold jokes, bad language, and a fresh take on iconic city sites.
Rude Bastards Tour de Colonia
2.5 horas • El mejor tour vanguardista • 18+
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About This Adventure
Join the Free Politically Incorrect Tour in Cologne for a hilariously edgy experience filled with bad language and tasteless jokes. Over 2.5 hours, explore iconic sites like Hahnentor and the old town while enjoying a unique blend of humor and history. Meet at Rudolfplatz and prepare for laughter!
Descripción
El Free Tour Políticamente Incorrecto de Colonia. Porque? Pues esta lleno de malas palabras y chistes de mal gusto. Tenlo en cuenta a la hora de embarcarte en esta aventura. Disfrútalo!!
Duration
2.5 horas
- Dom
- Belgian quarter
- Party locations
- Hahnentor (Gate)
- St. Kolumbia
- Casco viejo y más..
Estamos contentos de que desees participar. Recuerda cancelar la reserva si no puedes asistir así le dejas la plaza a alguien más que sí lo necesite. El punto de encuentro es frente al McDonalds en la famosa Rudolfplatz con su puerta medieval. Listo para reir con nosotros? ;) Rudolfplatz 8-10, 50674 Köln
*RECUERDA que estos tours son GRATIS para reservar, pero todo guía que hace free tours DEBE pagar comisiones a las plataformas online, y además necesita llevarse un pago decente después de dos horas de trabajo mostrando lo mejor de la ciudad. No olvides tu cash para ponerle el precio al tour al finalizar la ruta :) Valdrá la pena tu tiempo!
Adventure Tips
Age Restriction
This tour is intended for guests 18 years and older due to explicit language and adult humor.
Meetup Location
Start the tour at Rudolfplatz 8-10, near McDonald’s with the medieval Hahnentor gate visible.
Wear Comfortable Shoes
The 2.5-hour urban walk covers cobbled streets and uneven surfaces—sturdy footwear is recommended.
Bring Cash for Tips
Though the tour is free to reserve, tipping guides in cash at the end is expected and appreciated.
Local Insights
Wildlife
- Urban pigeons and sparrows common in marketplace squares
- Seasonal bats often fly near the Rhine at dusk
History
Cologne’s Roman roots date back over 2,000 years, with the Hahnentor gate as a surviving medieval structure highlighting the city’s layered past.
Conservation
Efforts in Cologne focus on preserving historic urban landscapes while promoting eco-friendly tourism within the city.
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Recommended Gear
Comfortable walking shoes
Necessary for navigating cobbled streets and uneven surfaces comfortably.
Light waterproof jacket
Protects against occasional rain and wind common in Cologne’s temperate climate.
spring|fall|winter specific
Water bottle
Staying hydrated during warmer months keeps energy up throughout the tour.
summer specific
Cash
Needed for tipping your guide as a thank-you for their entertaining and informative storytelling.