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Rude Bastards Tour de Colonia by Can You Handle It? Tours
Köln•easy
Difficulty
easy
Duration
2–3 hours
Fitness Level
Suitable for all fitness levels; mainly walking on urban terrain with moderate pacing.
Overview
Step into Cologne’s old town with Can You Handle It? Tours for a 2.5-hour politically incorrect journey that blends humor and history. Prepare for bold jokes, bad language, and a fresh take on iconic city sites.
Rude Bastards Tour de Colonia by Can You Handle It? Tours
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Date
Thu, Jun 4
Travelers
2
Adventure Tips
Age Restriction
This tour is intended for guests 18 years and older due to explicit language and adult humor.
Meetup Location
Start the tour at Rudolfplatz 8-10, near McDonald’s with the medieval Hahnentor gate visible.
Wear Comfortable Shoes
The 2.5-hour urban walk covers cobbled streets and uneven surfaces—sturdy footwear is recommended.
Bring Cash for Tips
Though the tour is free to reserve, tipping guides in cash at the end is expected and appreciated.
Local Insights
Wildlife
- Urban pigeons and sparrows common in marketplace squares
- Seasonal bats often fly near the Rhine at dusk
History
Cologne’s Roman roots date back over 2,000 years, with the Hahnentor gate as a surviving medieval structure highlighting the city’s layered past.
Conservation
Efforts in Cologne focus on preserving historic urban landscapes while promoting eco-friendly tourism within the city.
Select participants and date
Date
Thu, Jun 4
Travelers
2
Adventure Hotspots in Cologne
Date
Fri, Jun 5
Travelers
2
Recommended Gear
Comfortable walking shoes
Essential
Necessary for navigating cobbled streets and uneven surfaces comfortably.
Light waterproof jacket
Essential
Protects against occasional rain and wind common in Cologne’s temperate climate.
spring|fall|winter specific
Water bottle
Staying hydrated during warmer months keeps energy up throughout the tour.
summer specific
Cash
Essential
Needed for tipping your guide as a thank-you for their entertaining and informative storytelling.
Frequently Asked Questions
Date
Thu, Jun 4
Travelers
2