Small-group public cruises and customizable private boat tours in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland.
Five unique canal experiences including public and private options.
boat-charters · Amsterdam
Pick your pace and your company—this private 90 minute canal cruise through Amsterdam’s UNESCO-era canal ring puts your group and a single skipper in charge. Perfect for families, history buffs, or anyone who wants a quiet, personalized view of the city from the water.
Those Dam Boat Guys is a canal boat operator based in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, offering a curated selection of public and private boat tours focused on relaxed, social experiences on the water.
The business presents five distinct trips: Snacks & Drinks, Kingsday Private Tour!, The “Kidnap Your Captain” Tour, The “Strangers Are Gross” (private) Tour, and the Extraordinary Ordinary (public) Tour. Each trip description emphasizes flexible pacing, interactive commentary, and options that reflect guest preferences.
Snacks & Drinks centers on casual refreshments while cruising. Kingsday Private Tour! is a small, interactive private option that includes lively conversation, adult humor, and advice to bring layers for Amsterdam's changing weather. The “Kidnap Your Captain” Tour allows guests to set the pace, enjoy funky sights, and stop for drinks along the route. The “Strangers Are Gross” private Tour offers tailored routing, tone, and language choices for a personalized outing. The Extraordinary Ordinary public Tour sails year-round and notes the availability of blankets or umbrellas as needed.
Those Dam Boat Guys highlights small-group interaction, private customization, and relaxed canal cruising that showcases Amsterdam scenery and local anecdotes. Booking, schedules, and operational details are provided directly by the business. All descriptions above match the specific trip names and summaries supplied by Those Dam Boat Guys.
“Every outing is organized with local river knowledge, basic safety instruction, and equipment checks before departure.”
Central canal area
Public and private options available
Tailor route, tone, language
Blankets and umbrellas available
Open the individual experience guide to confirm current availability, pricing, policies, conditions, and inclusions before booking.
The operator provides clear meeting points, departure times, and destination coordinates for all outings.
Personal flotation devices, emergency protocols, equipment checks, and paddling orientations are provided before departure.
Recommended layering, water shoes, sunscreen, and dry bags are detailed in each experience guide.
Guides share rich knowledge of regional flora, fauna, scenic landmarks, and river navigation.
A glimpse into the experiences, natural landscapes, and adventures waiting on your next trip.
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Those Dam Boat Guys offers a variety of guided outdoor excursions, scenic routes, rentals, and custom itineraries tailored for families, couples, and adventure enthusiasts.
Yes. Most trips feature comprehensive safety orientations, equipment fittings, and calm routes suited for first-time adventurers. Check the details on individual experience guides for specific age and skill requirements.
Standard safety equipment (such as certified life vests and essential gear) is supplied for each booking. Detailed checklists regarding weather-appropriate attire and personal items are provided prior to departure.
Select a public or private trip, bring layers for variable weather, and enjoy snacks or drinks on select cruises. Check availability and book directly.
boat-charters · Amsterdam
Take the wheel for 3–3.5 hours and steer your own course through Amsterdam’s UNESCO-listed canal ring. This customizable cruise lets groups tie up at canal-side cafés, sip local drinks, and explore quieter waterways away from the big tour boats.
boat-charters · Amsterdam
A lively, small-boat cruise through Amsterdam's UNESCO-listed canal ring. In 90 minutes the Extraordinary Ordinary Tour pairs candid local storytelling with up-close views of bridges, gabled houses, and houseboats—rain or shine.
boat-charters · Amsterdam
Turn a canal cruise into an effortless snack-and-sip experience: add curated bites and drinks to your Amsterdam boat booking and savor the sights without the hassle. Read on for what to expect and how to make the most of this simple upgrade.
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