Is this tour suitable for children?

Yes, the tour is family-friendly, but some stories may include mature language.

How long does the tour last?

The tour runs approximately 2 to 3 hours, depending on the group pace.

Is the tour accessible for people with mobility issues?

The walk involves some uneven cobblestones; please contact ahead for specific accessibility concerns.

Should I bring cash for tips?

Tipping the guide is appreciated but not mandatory; cash is preferred.

Can I join the tour if I don’t speak Spanish?

Yes, the tours are conducted in English, suitable for international visitors.

What should I do if it rains?

The tour runs rain or shine; bring an umbrella or rain jacket if rain is expected.

Historical Walking Tour of Mexico City with Bastards of Mexico | City Tour | Sightseeing Tour

Mexico City’s Historic Center stands as a vibrant testament to centuries of rich history and lively culture. Bursting with colonial architecture, bustling plazas, and treasured landmarks, this area offers a captivating backdrop for a truly immersive walking experience. Bastards of Mexico delivers a tour that is as unfiltered as it is insightful, blending historical facts with humor and local anecdotes. Guided by seasoned storytellers, this tour sets out to reveal the lesser-known stories behind iconic sights like the Zócalo, the Metropolitan Cathedral, and Templo Mayor. What makes this experience stand out is its candid approach—participants get a genuine, unvarnished look into Mexico’s past, peppered with witty commentary that keeps the mood light and engaging. This tour isn’t just about looking at old buildings; it’s about feeling the pulse of Mexico City. The guides share tales of revolution, colonial clashes, and the city’s blend of indigenous and Spanish cultures, painting a vivid picture of a metropolis constantly transforming yet deeply rooted in tradition. The walk’s route encompasses vibrant markets, historical alleyways, and hidden corners often missed by traditional tours, making it a unique way to see this dynamic city. In addition to its storytelling charm, the tour emphasizes local legends and cultural nuances, providing insights into Mexico’s identity. It’s an ideal activity for history buffs, cultural explorers, or those looking to see the city from a fresh perspective. As a standout, Bastards of Mexico’s approach makes discovering Mexico City’s historic core both educational and entertaining. Join them for a memorable journey through Mexico’s past as told with humor, honesty, and a truly local flavor.

Difficulty

moderate.

Duration

2–3 hours.

Fitness level

Moderate physical condition required; some walking involved.

Wildlife

Pigeons
Squirrels

History

The Historic Center was designated a UNESCO World Heritage site in 1987, preserving its colonial charm and historic significance.

Conservation

Tour operators promote responsible tourism practices, encouraging visitors to respect the site and minimize environmental impact.

The Monkey Experience is a Ciudad de México–based tour operator specializing in humor-led and culturally immersive walking tours and multi-day trips. The company offers a variety of experiences across Mexico City and beyond, combining comedy, local history, culinary activities, and performance showcases. Offerings listed by the business include unfiltered comedy walking tours of the Historic Center (presented in English and Spanish), neighborhood walks through Roma and Condesa that finish at Balmori Rooftop Bar, a hands-on Coyoacán experience where participants make tortillas and tlacoyos, and stand-up showcase events such as the "Funny Friends" English show at Bardo Speakeasy. The program lineup also contains multi-day itineraries like a six-day Day of the Dead tour visiting Morelia and Mixquic, and specialty items that highlight candid storytelling and contemporary cultural context. Guides and hosts are described as a mix of stand-up comedians, experienced local guides, and producers — names associated with the programming include Anna Beros. Language options are explicit in the product list, with dedicated English and Spanish tours available, allowing travelers to choose the format that fits their needs. As a local operator rooted in Ciudad de México, The Monkey Experience focuses on small-group walking formats and interactive elements that showcase neighborhood architecture, food traditions, nightlife venues, and community rituals. The company’s catalog spans comedy-centric walks to food workshops and longer cultural immersions for visitors seeking an entertaining and authentic view of Mexico City.

Base locationCiudad de México, Ciudad de México

Tours offered8+

Specialtywalking-tours

StewardshipLeave No Trace