Can I bring my own food and drinks?

Outside food and drinks are generally not permitted, but food trucks are on site for purchases.

Is this event suitable for children?

Yes, it’s family-friendly, with playful goats and comedy suitable for all ages.

Are tickets available at the door?

It’s recommended to buy tickets online beforehand to guarantee entry, especially during busy times.

What happens if it rains?

Events are weather-dependent; check the schedule or contact the farm for rain date info.

How long is the event?

The show typically lasts about 2 to 3 hours, including intermission.

Pets are not allowed, but the goats are part of the farm experience.

GOATS + LAUGHS: WITH JARED STERN | Events in Georgetown | Farm | Events

Set amidst the rustic charm of a working farm, Goats To Go offers a one-of-a-kind evening blending outdoor fun with comedy. Just outside Washington, D.C., this farm turns into a lively stage under the open sky, where visitors gather to enjoy a night of laughter, farmyard antics, and good food. Jared Stern, a renowned DC comedian, headlines this playful event, delivering punchlines as playful baby goats frolic nearby, creating a lively, informal atmosphere that’s perfect for families, friends, or anyone eager for an unconventional night out.

The farm’s landscape features rolling fields, a charming barn, and grazing goats, all providing a vibrant backdrop for this unique social event. Attendees sit on picnic blankets or folding chairs, soaking in the evening air while munching on delicious bites from local food trucks. The farm’s natural setting offers plenty of space for mingling, playful goat interactions, and enjoying the countryside offset against the city’s hustle.

What makes Goats To Go stand out is its blend of outdoor farm life with street-style comedy, making it a truly memorable experience. The farm's friendly atmosphere and the lively crowd create a relaxed vibe, perfect for unwinding and sharing good laughs in a scenic setting. It’s a refreshing twist on outdoor entertainment in the D.C. area—offering more than just a comedy show, but an immersive farm experience.

Ideal for those seeking a low-key outdoor activity with a touch of humor, this event is a standout destination for locals and visitors alike. Experience the joy of rustic life with a side of stand-up, where the playful goats and comic antics provide a night that's equal parts entertaining and authentic.

About Goats To Go

Goats To Go is a farm-based experience operator located in Sandown, New Hampshire. The company organizes interactive animal experiences centered on fainting goats, baby goats, and other animals across seasonal settings. Offerings include goat yoga at Zorvino Vineyards, barn-based fall and winter goat yoga, baby goat mingles, goat socials with guided hikes, paint nights, nature journaling by a duck pond, seasonal crafts workshops, and community events such as a fall pumpkin festival and an annual Christmas tree drop-off fundraiser. Events combine hands-on animal interaction with structured activities like yoga sessions, painting instruction, journaling, hikes, and family-friendly games.

Sessions vary in length and format: examples include 45-minute goat yoga classes, 50-minute nature journaling and hike experiences, and 2.5-hour paint nights. Many events take place on farm property or partner sites such as Zorvino Vineyards and Great Rock Farm. Activities are designed for all ages and skill levels and emphasize safe, supervised encounters with animals, creative instruction, and outdoor recreation. Seasonal events highlight local food trucks, live music, hayrides, and family activities.

Goats To Go partners with local venues and animal care providers to manage logistics and animal welfare. Public listings and event descriptions specify duration, location, and the structure of each experience. Booking details, dates, and event rules are provided on event pages and ticketing platforms. The organization hosts community-focused fundraisers and annual events, such as the Goat's Fall Pumpkin Festival and the Christmas Tree Drop-Off fundraiser. Visitors can expect playful, hands-on encounters with fainting goats and additional animals during events.