land-adventures · St. Louis
Historic Brewery Tours and Tastings in St. Louis
Discover St. Louis’s brewing past on a private tour through Bellefontaine Cemetery and the Lemp Mansion, savoring history alongside delicious food.
Private guided experiences in St. Louis and nearby Illinois that combine local history, theatrical entertainment, maritime heritage, and curated lunches.
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Discover private guided tours from Bellefontaine Cemetery to the USS LST 325 — small-group day trips with local partners.
land-adventures · St. Louis
Discover St. Louis’s brewing past on a private tour through Bellefontaine Cemetery and the Lemp Mansion, savoring history alongside delicious food.
others · Macon
Step into the live-action world of Clue at The Maples Theater in Macon, MO, where a thrilling murder mystery and great food combine for a memorable afternoon.
boat-charters · St. Louis
Step aboard the USS LST 325 and witness river engineering marvels at Melvin Price Lock. Combine history and hearty Midwestern flavors on this unforgettable St. Louis adventure.
land-adventures · St. Louis
Discover Collinsville’s renowned horseradish legacy, taste craft brews at Old Herald, and enjoy historic farm life on this one-day adventure from St. Louis. Join the Roots & Rye tour for an unforgettable blend of heritage and flavor.
Are We There Yet? LLC is a St. Louis, Missouri–based tour company specializing in curated, small-group day trips and immersive local experiences. The company designs private guided tours that connect travelers and residents with regional history, food, and culture across Greater St. Louis and nearby Illinois destinations.
Signature offerings include the Bygone Beer Barons tour, a private guided visit to Bellefontaine Cemetery that highlights St. Louis brewing families followed by a plated lunch and an interpretive visit to the historic Lemp Mansion; Clue at Maples Theater, a theatrical murder-mystery experience staged at The Maples Theater in Macon, Missouri with lunch at AJ’s Eat & Drink; Anchors Aweigh, a maritime and engineering day featuring the USS LST 325 at America’s Central Port and the Melvin Price Lock & Dam paired with Castelli’s Moonlight’s Talk-n-Chic fried chicken; and Roots & Rye in Collinsville, IL 2025, which explores Willoughby Heritage Farm, Collinsville’s horseradish heritage, a private tour and lunch at Old Herald Brewing & Distillery, and a Kruta Bakery treat.
Each experience is organized with local partners, historic sites, and vetted dining venues to ensure accurate interpretation and quality meals. Are We There Yet? LLC emphasizes safety, knowledgeable guiding, and small-group logistics to provide memorable educational outings suitable for visitors, history enthusiasts, and community groups.
Partners include Lemp Mansion, The Maples Theater, America’s Central Port, Castelli’s Moonlight, Old Herald Brewing & Distillery, AJ’s Eat & Drink, and Kruta Bakery to deliver on-site access and local expertise.
“Every outing is organized with local river knowledge, basic safety instruction, and equipment checks before departure.”
Located in St. Louis, Missouri
Range of curated day trips
Focused, guided interpretations
Curated lunches with partners
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The operator provides clear meeting points, departure times, and destination coordinates for all outings.
Personal flotation devices, emergency protocols, equipment checks, and paddling orientations are provided before departure.
Recommended layering, water shoes, sunscreen, and dry bags are detailed in each experience guide.
Guides share rich knowledge of regional flora, fauna, scenic landmarks, and river navigation.
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Are We There Yet? LLC offers a variety of guided outdoor excursions, scenic routes, rentals, and custom itineraries tailored for families, couples, and adventure enthusiasts.
Yes. Most trips feature comprehensive safety orientations, equipment fittings, and calm routes suited for first-time adventurers. Check the details on individual experience guides for specific age and skill requirements.
Standard safety equipment (such as certified life vests and essential gear) is supplied for each booking. Detailed checklists regarding weather-appropriate attire and personal items are provided prior to departure.
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