Private guided experiences in St. Louis and nearby Illinois that combine local history, theatrical entertainment, maritime heritage, and curated lunches.
Are We There Yet? LLC is a St. Louis, Missouri–based tour company specializing in curated, small-group day trips and immersive local experiences. The company designs private guided tours that connect travelers and residents with regional history, food, and culture across Greater St. Louis and nearby Illinois destinations.
Signature offerings include the Bygone Beer Barons tour, a private guided visit to Bellefontaine Cemetery that highlights St. Louis brewing families followed by a plated lunch and an interpretive visit to the historic Lemp Mansion; Clue at Maples Theater, a theatrical murder-mystery experience staged at The Maples Theater in Macon, Missouri with lunch at AJ’s Eat & Drink; Anchors Aweigh, a maritime and engineering day featuring the USS LST 325 at America’s Central Port and the Melvin Price Lock & Dam paired with Castelli’s Moonlight’s Talk-n-Chic fried chicken; and Roots & Rye in Collinsville, IL 2025, which explores Willoughby Heritage Farm, Collinsville’s horseradish heritage, a private tour and lunch at Old Herald Brewing & Distillery, and a Kruta Bakery treat.
Each experience is organized with local partners, historic sites, and vetted dining venues to ensure accurate interpretation and quality meals. Are We There Yet? LLC emphasizes safety, knowledgeable guiding, and small-group logistics to provide memorable educational outings suitable for visitors, history enthusiasts, and community groups.
Partners include Lemp Mansion, The Maples Theater, America’s Central Port, Castelli’s Moonlight, Old Herald Brewing & Distillery, AJ’s Eat & Drink, and Kruta Bakery to deliver on-site access and local expertise.
“Every outing is organized with local river knowledge, basic safety instruction, and equipment checks before departure.”