Is the Comedy Dinner Cruise suitable for children?

The cruise is primarily designed for adults due to the comedy content, but children accompanied by parents are welcome.

Are dietary restrictions accommodated?

Yes, St. Croix River Cruises ask that you notify them in advance to accommodate specific dietary needs.

What should I wear for the cruise?

Dress in layers; evenings can be cool even in summer, and bring a jacket just in case.

Is parking available at the departure location?

Yes, there is dedicated parking near the dock for cruise guests.

Can I bring my own beverages on board?

Outside beverages are not permitted, but a full bar is available on the Laff Boat.

What is the cancellation policy?

Cancellations typically require 24 hours’ notice; check with St. Croix River Cruises for exact terms.

Comedy Dinner Cruise Adventure in Hudson, Wisconsin | Boat Tour | Dinner Boat

Step aboard the Laff Boat with St. Croix River Cruises for an evening of laughter, amazing views, and a delicious dinner on the waters of the St. Croix River. This Comedy Dinner Cruise, priced at only $68, offers a perfect combination of entertainment and scenic beauty just outside Hudson, Wisconsin. As national comedy headliners perform live on board, you’ll enjoy a gourmet meal prepared by the Historic Afton House Inn, making the evening not just fun but also satisfying for your taste buds. The cruise gently glides along the river, offering peaceful views of the surrounding forests and wetlands, making the setting ideal for a relaxed, enjoyable night. Whether you're planning a date night, a gathering with friends, or a unique group outing, this experience combines high-quality comedy, fine dining, and spectacular river views in one memorable package. It's accessible for all, requiring no special skills or fitness levels, just an appetite for fun and food. With convenient access from the nearby city and a warm, friendly atmosphere, the Comedy Dinner Cruise offers something different from typical nights out in Hudson, making it a must-do for visitors and locals alike.

About St. Croix River Cruises

St. Croix River Cruises operates out of Hudson, Wisconsin, offering a variety of public and members-only cruises on the St. Croix River. The company features sightseeing trips, themed dinner cruises, holiday fireworks cruises, and special-event brunches that highlight the region’s scenic bluffs and river landscapes. Guests can choose from short sightseeing journeys to longer dinner and fireworks cruises, with trip lengths ranging from 1.5 to 3.5 hours.

Onboard dining options vary by cruise and often include buffet-style meals — examples include fajita fiesta buffets, dinner buffets for holiday cruises, and brunch offerings for Mother's Day and Father's Day. Several cruises list onboard concessions and a cash bar for cocktails and beverages. Specific events include a Fashion Show - Fun in the Sun Cruise, Members-only Swirl Wine Club cruises, a Stillwater 4th of July Fireworks Dinner Cruise, Hudson fireworks cruises, and seasonal Fall Colors outings.

St. Croix River Cruises recommends arriving early for boarding on selected trips; the Fall Colors Cruise notes a 30-minute early boarding time. Popular holiday and special-event cruises advise advance reservations because seating is limited and events frequently sell out. The business markets ticketed experiences for families, friends, and members, combining scenic river views with food and entertainment.

All descriptions are event-based; potential passengers should review individual trip listings for exact menus, boarding times, pricing, and accessibility details before booking. Tickets and current schedules are published on the event listings; travelers should consult the operator's site for up-to-date availability, cancellation policies, and accessibility accommodations before purchase online.