The Burglar presents a compelling challenge for climbers visiting Squamish’s Lakeside in the Woods sector, tucked within the raw wilderness of Murrin Park. This vivid 80-foot climb offers more than just a test of technique—it invites you into an engaging dialogue with the granite, starting with a commanding right-leaning crack that slices through the rock face. From the base, the route immediately demands focus as you punch up through three well-spaced bolts, establishing rhythm and confidence before transitioning into the crack system itself. Here, the crack beckons you to explore subtle hand jams and technical smears as you follow five additional bolts that guide you diagonally upward and rightward toward the anchor chains, each move offering a satisfying blend of power and finesse. The granite walls feel alive with texture—sharp edges, slight overhangs, and clean surfaces that reward precise footwork and controlled breathing.

Lakeside’s setting enhances the climb’s appeal. The approach is straightforward, threading through towering Douglas firs and quiet stands of cedar until the rock face emerges, sunlit for much of the day. A gentle breeze often drifts through the trees, carrying the scents of pine sap and damp earth, grounding you even as you reach higher. For climbers keen on sport routes that balance sustained effort with accessible protection, The Burglar stands out as a hidden gem not yet listed in many guidebooks.

Preparation is key: wear sticky rubber shoes that can handle crack jams and slabby foot placements, bring enough quickdraws to clip all ten bolts comfortably, and time your climb to avoid the afternoon heat, as the rock can become stifling under direct sun. Hydrate well before the ascent, and pack a light jacket for the descent, especially during spring and fall when weather shifts are common. Whether you’re chasing a personal project or simply after solid mileage on reliable granite, The Burglar offers an experience that’s equal parts adventure and skill refinement.

Beyond the climb itself, the surrounding area provides excellent opportunities to unwind post-send. Murrin Park’s rugged trails and crystal-clear lake are perfect for stretching out sore muscles or soaking in a cool splash. Keep an eye out for local wildlife and the subtle chatter of creeks that press on through the forest. This route is not simply about reaching chains; it’s about fully engaging with the environment and leaving feeling tested, rewarded, and grounded.