Like a Wonk offers an approachable yet engaging climb in the heart of Boulder Canyon, Colorado, blending trad placements with sport bolts to craft a route that demands both strategy and flow. The ascent unfolds across two pitches totaling 120 feet, carving a path through varied rock features that invite climbers to read the wall carefully while enjoying a dynamic movement experience. Beginning just left of the classic Botonga route, the first pitch diverges, offering two distinct variations that have been thoughtfully added to improve safety and rope management. Pitch 1a threads through a clean dihedral, where three bolts support a 5.9 climb that rewards steady footwork and smooth moves. Alternatively, Pitch 1b follows a parallel line just to the left, sharing the same difficulty but featuring a new anchor setup that sidesteps previous rope wear issues. Both routes converge at solid 2-bolt anchors, primed for quick transitions.

The second pitch begins with a deliberate move right past Botonga’s anchor, then ascends straight up with strategic gear placements interspersed between bolts. Here, the crux emerges—a short, technical traverse rated 5.8—where balance and precise hand placements are key. The rock, typically offering solid holds, challenges climbers to stay composed as they negotiate the final and most demanding section. Protection calls for a set of 0.75 Camalots and a range of Aliens in red, yellow, and green, ensuring placements are both secure and efficient. Fixed 2-bolt anchors top each pitch, facilitating safe belays and descent.

Situated within the Lower Tier of the Bihedral Area, Like a Wonk sits comfortably among Boulder Canyon’s limestone faces, surrounded by quieter corridors favored for their approachable lines and varied climbing styles. Though the route’s star rating is modest, it presents a compelling mix of technical movement and gear strategy that appeals to climbers stepping up from sport climbing or looking for a first taste of traditional placements. This combination makes it a valuable addition for those building confidence on varied terrain.

Approach takes roughly 15 minutes from Boulder’s main trailheads, with well-established paths steering through gentle forested slopes before reaching the base. The area is open and exposed in the afternoon, so early starts or later afternoon climbs can provide more shade and cooler conditions. Rock quality is generally solid, but care around anchors and bolt chains is advised to prevent wear. Descending is straightforward by rappelling each pitch given the fixed anchors, though being aware of rope drag points especially when switching pitches can save time and energy.

In all, Like a Wonk offers more than a climb—it’s a lesson in balance between gear savvy and movement finesse on Boulder Canyon’s classic walls. Whether seeking the concise challenge of a two-pitch route with mixed protection or a quiet corridor to refine technique, this climb delivers a grounded adventure within reach of a legendary outdoor community.