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Laughing Sam's Dice - A Crisp Introduction to Sport Climbing in Ophir

Telluride, Colorado United States
sport climbing
warm-up
5.9
bolted
single pitch
left trending
Length: 40 ft
Type: Sport
Stars
Pitches
1
Location
Laughing Sam's Dice
Aspect
South Facing

Overview

"Laughing Sam's Dice offers a straightforward 40-foot sport climb on solid rock, perfect for a focused warm-up in the wild setting of Ophir. With bolts in place and a mostly left-trending face, this 5.9 route invites steady movement and technical finesse."

Laughing Sam's Dice - A Crisp Introduction to Sport Climbing in Ophir

Laughing Sam's Dice carves a clear, focused sport climbing experience in the shadow of Colorado's rugged San Juan Mountains. Situated within the Wild Westerlies sector, this route offers a welcoming 40-foot ascent that shares its first bolt with the nearby Easy Skankin'. Its left-leaning face invites climbers to engage in a warm-up that balances approachability with a touch of challenge, especially if you opt for the direct start, which ramps up to a 5.11. The rock feels solid, punctuated by well-placed bolts that speak to the line’s sport climbing pedigree, offering confidence to newcomers and seasoned athletes alike.

From the base, the atmosphere around Ophir’s outcrops is a blend of cool mountain air and quiet anticipation, with the Dark Side cliffs providing a dramatic backdrop. The climb unfolds on a slightly angled face where your fingers come into play just enough to keep things interesting without demanding overcommitment. The left-trending path rewards steady movement and situational awareness — ideal for warming up before tackling harder, more sustained lines in the area.

Protection consists solely of bolts, making gear selection straightforward: bring quickdraws suited for sport routes and tape if you want to keep your fingers happy on the rougher rock. The route's brevity means you’ll likely move efficiently, so early morning or late afternoon climbs can offer pleasant shade and reduce sun glare on the rock.

Access to Laughing Sam's Dice is uncomplicated, located in the greater Telluride/Norwood area, just beyond Ophir. The approach is a short walk from the trailhead within the Wild Westerlies, crossing mixed terrain that moves from forested patches to more exposed rock shelves. Expect roughly 10-15 minutes of approach time — enough to acclimate to the atmosphere and mentally prepare for your ascent.

As a single-pitch sport climb, it lends itself well to climbers seeking quick turns on the wall, refining footwork and clipping technique without the anxiety of sustained endurance. The moderate 5.9 rating feels just right for sharpening skills, though the direct start beckons those hungry for a sharper challenge.

With just two votes averaging two stars, Laughing Sam’s Dice may not claim fame as a must-do, but its low-key charm combined with solid bolts and approachable difficulty make it a solid choice to visit when the mood calls for something uncomplicated and effective in the region.

Prepare your rack of quickdraws, lace up shoes with good edging, and bring water — the dry mountain air can sap your stamina more than you expect. Expect a short, focused push that puts your technical skills front and center while you soak in the clear Colorado light and mountain breeze. Laughing Sam’s Dice will not overwhelm but encourages precision, making it a practical, refreshing addition to your climbing day in Ophir.

Climber Safety

Though bolts provide reliable protection, the approach to the wall features loose rock patches—watch your footing coming in and out. The short length means a fall is generally low-risk, but always double-check anchor setups before descent.

Route Details

TypeSport
Pitches1
Length40 feet

Local Tips

Start early or late in the day to avoid sun glare and enjoy cooler rock conditions.

Wear climbing shoes with reliable edging, as the face demands precise foot placements.

Bring plenty of water; the dry air can dehydrate you quickly even on moderate climbs.

Check that your quickdraws are in good shape since this route has fixed protection only.

Route Rating

Difficulty
5.9
Quality
Consensus:Rated 5.9, Laughing Sam's Dice feels approachable with a moderately sustained rhythm. While the direct start nudges difficulty to 5.11, the left-trending line lets most climbers maintain a steady pace. It’s a bit softer compared to other local Sport routes but requires attention to technique, making it ideal for climbers refining movement before progressing to tougher challenges nearby.

Gear Requirements

The route relies exclusively on bolts for protection; a standard sport rack with several quickdraws is all you need here.

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Tags

sport climbing
warm-up
5.9
bolted
single pitch
left trending