Handcuffs offers a straightforward yet rewarding introduction to traditional crack climbing in the heart of Joshua Tree National Park’s Real Hidden Valley, a spot where desert granite invites both precision and patience. Starting about 20 feet to the left of the more trafficked Fisticuffs, this route begins with a handcrack that demands commitment from the first hold. The crack threads up a narrow corner, its edges warm under the sun’s steady gaze, challenging your fingers to find purchase in the granite's textured grip. As you ascend, the crack gradually fades, nodding toward a face climb that takes you onto a spacious ledge bathed in afternoon light. The ledge provides a natural rest point and a vantage to appreciate the rugged vastness of the valley below.

At a modest 60 feet and a 5.9 rating, Handcuffs is accessible for confident beginner climbers seeking to sharpen crack skills without committing to a multi-pitch venture. The route’s protection calls for a double rack of traditional gear up to 3 inches — typical gear sizes for Joshua Tree’s classic cracks. Clipping in thoughtfully is vital as the crack thins mid-route, asking climbers to trust their placements and stay deliberate. This single-pitch climb wraps up where the popular route Tales of Brave Ulysses begins, making it a neat addition or warm-up for those looking to linger in this quieter part of the park.

Planning your climb here means preparing for desert conditions: bring ample water, wear sunscreen and a hat to guard against exposure, especially in the spring and fall when crowds are thinner but the sun can still be intense. The approach features easy terrain on established paths through Real Hidden Valley, with a short walk under open sky that lets you breathe in the dry desert air peppered with creosote scent. Arrive early or late in the day to enjoy cooler temperatures and lighter shadows cast across the golden rock. Rock quality is solid but expect some gritty texture beneath your hands and feet, a classic Joshua Tree trait that rewards careful footwork.

In all, Handcuffs is a concise, focused outing that offers more than just moves — it challenges climbers to engage actively with the rock's natural rhythm. Whether you’re honing crack techniques or simply soaking in the stark beauty of this desert playground, this climb strikes a balance between practical skills and immersive experience.