Elephant's Arse Crack carves a distinct path through the Smoke Bluffs in Squamish, offering trad climbers a solid single-pitch adventure that demands both technical finesse and thoughtful gear management. Unlike some of its more trafficked neighbors, this hand crack can initially feel a bit uninviting with a dirty start, but as you settle into the rhythm of the fissure, the rock reveals its character—solid, textured, and ready to test your crack climbing skills. The 30-foot route takes you up a direct line on an unforgiving hand crack, culminating at a fixed bolt anchor, a reassuring sign after the intense moves.

The climb’s 5.10c rating hints at the commitment required; expect a sustained sequence of jams and locks that call for clean technique and confidence, especially where the crack tightens. Double up on hand-sized cams — the gear placements become essential as the crack’s width fluctuates, ensuring both safety and peace of mind. Though the approach can leave the beginning feeling slightly gritty, this section primes you for a pure, straightforward crack experience.

Set against the raw granite faces of the Smoke Bluffs, the climb is surrounded by the dense pine and fir forests typical of coastal British Columbia. A fresh breeze often dances through the trees, carrying the faint scent of cedar and the distant murmur of the Squamish River. This outdoor classroom challenges your technique while rewarding with commanding views of the towering cliffs and, on clear days, the shimmering waters of Howe Sound not far below.

To get here, hikers follow well-marked trails weaving through the Bluffs, navigating moderate terrain that takes about 15 to 20 minutes from the main parking area. The approach demands sturdy footwear—the mix of rocky ground and forest floor can be slick in wet conditions. Climbing in late spring through early fall gives the best combination of dry holds and manageable temperatures, avoiding the damp chill that arrives with early winter rains.

Elephant’s Arse Crack stands out as a quieter alternative to the busy climbs nearby, offering a chance for soloists and rope partners to engage with pure crack climbing without the crowds. It’s a valuable addition to any Squamish itinerary for those seeking to build hand crack proficiency amid stunning natural scenery.

Make sure to bring a range of cams from hand sizes upwards, brush off the initial section carefully, and pace yourself through the crux where the crack pinches tight. While the fixed bolted anchor adds security, focus on smooth placements to minimize rope drag and maintain energy. A water bottle and light snacks make for a comfortable session, and early starts help avoid afternoon gatherings on the rock.

Elephant’s Arse Crack speaks plainly to climbers who want technical challenge with minimal fanfare—no flashy routes, just solid granite, honest protection, and a chance to sharpen your trad craft under the watchful sky of Squamish.