The Smoke Shop formation in Joshua Tree National Park offers climbers a straightforward yet rewarding challenge with 'Cigarettes Are Good For You,' a single-pitch sport route that stretches 50 feet along solid rock etched by the desert’s relentless sun. Joshua Tree’s rugged terrain carves a playground for climbers where sandy earth meets weathered granite, and this route exemplifies that blend perfectly. The climb sits on the right side of the main Smoke Shop face, inviting ascenders into a measured series of moves protected by five well-placed bolts. The route’s 5.8 rating hints at moderate difficulty, making it accessible to confident beginners and a smooth warm-up for more experienced climbers.

Approaching the crag, the arid brush brushes softly underfoot while the air carries the scent of creosote and sun-baked stone. The granite here is textured, offering reliable friction and holds that coax steady hand placement and footwork. As you ascend, the bolts provide a reassuring rhythm of protection, inviting a controlled pace over the moderate overhangs and edges that define the route’s character. The anchor station is a solid bolted setup, allowing climbers to unwind and savor views of Joshua Tree’s iconic desert landscape.

Planning your climb means arriving early or later in the afternoon to avoid the high sun that turns the rock into a furnace midday. The face faces southeast, so morning shade is brief but welcome. The walk-off descent is a friendly bonus, letting climbers return to the base without the hassle of ropes or extended hiking.

Essential gear includes a sport rack sufficient for clipping five bolts and slings or quickdraws for anchor setup. Given the desert environment, hydration is paramount; bring ample water to offset the dry heat, and wear sturdy shoes with sticky rubber to take advantage of the granite’s gripping edges. Lightweight layers and sun protection complete the preparation.

'Cigarettes Are Good For You' doesn’t request a technical masterpiece—it offers a clean, uncomplicated test of climbing technique in a stunning desert setting. For those looking to experience Joshua Tree’s spirit without a long approach or complex routing, this climb stands as a practical and enjoyable choice. It's a way in, a foothold on the vast playground that is Joshua Tree National Park.