Booty Pageant offers a compact but engaging climb on the sun-drenched slabs of the west Hideout in Alabama Hills, just outside Lone Pine, California. This single-pitch sport route stretches 50 feet across smooth, south-facing rock that catches the full warmth of the day, making it an excellent choice in cooler seasons or early mornings. While the grade sits comfortably at 5.9-, it tests climbers with a few thin moves that require a blend of balance and precision rather than brute strength. Taller climbers, generally above 5'8", may find these crux sections flow more naturally, while shorter climbers should expect to engage their technique to negotiate the subtle reaches.

Protection is straightforward and reliable along this route, featuring five well-placed bolts supplemented by a couple of mussy hooks, providing peace of mind even during the trickier sections. The rock feels solid beneath your hands and feet, its texture firm enough to offer good friction but polished enough to demand thoughtful footwork. As you ascend, the landscape opens toward rugged Sierra peaks that push skyward beyond the desert basin, with light playing over weathered boulders and sparse vegetation that seems to stand guard along the approach trail. This exposure to the southern sun invites an intimacy with the environment—warm winds whisper across the slabs, while distant bird calls punctuate the silence with bursts of life.

Accessing Booty Pageant is a short walk from the main Hideout West trailhead, taking about 10 minutes across gentle, well-trodden terrain with easy footing. The approach crosses open desert slopes dotted with low sagebrush and boulders, giving an immediate sense of the area’s rugged character. Pack enough water and wear sturdy shoes; the sun’s heat can build quickly, and footing on the slabs requires attentive movement. Ideal climbing windows fall in fall through spring, when bright sun warms the rock without overheating the climber.

This route is an ideal afternoon project if you’re looking to sharpen your slab technique or simply enjoy a bright, accessible climb in an iconic climbing region. Even with its modest length, Booty Pageant delivers a satisfying balance of movement and exposure, suitable for intermediate sport climbers seeking a straightforward but thought-provoking challenge. Plan your gear to include a standard sport rack, and come prepared for the sun’s intensity—sunscreen and a hat will go a long way in maintaining focus and comfort throughout your ascent.

Lower ratings here reflect the route’s approachability but don't underestimate the subtle technical demands that make this slab a worthy exercise in balance and poise. Whether you’re ringing the anchor for the first time or chasing the Sierra foothills’ quiet corners, this small gem rewards careful planning and eager attention with clear views and a solid climb framed by vast desert skies.