Ain't no Gebronie Touching this Bologna challenges you to ascend a sharp arête that demands both precise footwork and mental focus. From the base, the route immediately puts you on alert, climbing a clean, exposed edge before reaching a single fixed bolt that acts as a moment of reassurance in this otherwise lightly protected line. Beyond the bolt, the climb transitions to a face that offers plates and smooth rock, where gear placements become sparse and subtly hidden. Occasionally, the route veers left, inviting you to hunt out smaller cracks to wedge your pro and maintain security. The rock texture engages your fingertips, while the quiet openness of the Dawn Walls lets you hear the faint rustling of winds shaping the cliffs.

The 70-foot climb is a compact display of New Brunswick’s uncompromising granite, exposing the climber to a blend of delicate balance and thoughtful gear management. The area’s remote feel and towering cliffs create a rounded experience — one that tests your trad skills in a terrain that is neither bolted too tightly nor left completely wild. Approaching via the rugged trails of Cochrane Lane, the setting automatically centers your attention on movement and placements, reminding you that every hold counts.

Gear-wise, a standard rack supplemented by a few smaller cams and nuts will comfortably cover the gear requirements, especially to protect the moments after the bolt when pro is less frequent. The single bolt offers a rare but welcome fixed point for clipping, adding a touch of security without reducing the route’s adventurous spirit. Climbers appreciate this balance, where tradition meets modern safety standards but never compromises the climb's raw essence.

Being a south-facing wall, early morning ascents reward you with cooler temperatures and soft shadows, while afternoon sun warms the stone, drying the plates quickly after rain or dew. The elevation and exposure means weather can shift rapidly, so planning your climb in stable conditions enhances comfort and safety. Expect a steady 20-30 minute hike up from parking, on well-marked but uneven terrain. The trail greets you with forest scents mingling with brisk winds, setting a lively scene well before the first move.

Descent is straightforward through a single rappel from the fixed bolt, but the rope throw requires care to avoid snagging on the arête’s edges. Alternatively, experienced climbers may downclimb sections with caution, but the rappel is recommended to ensure a clean exit. Post-climb, the calming atmosphere of the surrounding Dawn Walls invites reflection on the technical skills just deployed against the raw rock.

This climb fits those who seek a short but thoughtful route with an edge of seriousness. The 5.9 R rating hints at a moderately stiff challenge, where runouts influence the mental game, and gear placements demand sharper focus rather than brute strength. Compared to other routes in the region, this climb holds a distinctive balance—it’s accessible but never easy, rewarding patience and careful judgment.